Too Good To Pass Up

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From the same world of “adopted home teams” of a guy named Bomani comes the following news story and screen grab that was just too damn good to pass up. A picture does say a thousand words.

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12 Responses to Too Good To Pass Up

  1. BoKnowsNCS71 09/27/2006 at 12:28 PM #

    Probably not the only thing he’s fired off in the restroom.

    — BoKnows (no relationship to Bomani)

  2. RAWFS 09/27/2006 at 12:30 PM #

    The sub-headline makes some interesting supposition possible: “Teenager In Next Stall Scared By Gunfire.”

    I wonder if it helped the kid get out of there a little….quicker.

  3. BoKnowsNCS71 09/27/2006 at 12:38 PM #

    “Teenager In Next Stall Scared By Gunfire.�

    Yeah — they learn this at school now.

  4. redfred2 09/27/2006 at 12:56 PM #

    So the guy had a loaded pistol, out and pointed at the ceiling, pulled the trigger, and frightened a kid in stall next to him…in a Wal Mart bathroom?

    $25 fine, Cost of court, see ya.

  5. WilmingtonWolf05 09/27/2006 at 1:24 PM #

    eh, the guy just wanted to go see his wife in prison. I’m sure Larry will be happy to see him again….

  6. Pack92 09/27/2006 at 2:02 PM #

    It’s a perfect fit actually. The moron was pissed that there were no more UNX shirts on the discount rack so he vented his anger. UNX marketing at its finest!

  7. BoKnowsNCS71 09/27/2006 at 2:27 PM #

    What’s that Aerosmith song?

    JB’s got a gun.

  8. cfpack03 09/27/2006 at 2:54 PM #

    theres a 75% chance the teenage in the next stall was wearing a Duke sweatshirt.

  9. BoKnowsNCS71 09/27/2006 at 3:04 PM #

    If the guy in the second stall did have a Duke sweatshirt then there was probably a hole in that wall. LOL

  10. cfpack03 09/27/2006 at 4:18 PM #

    ^ more likely, a plunger in each stall.

  11. BoKnowsNCS71 09/27/2006 at 6:03 PM #

    “All in all — just another prick in the mall”

    with apologies to Pink Floyd.

  12. bTHEredterror 09/27/2006 at 8:16 PM #

    Hey, some of those older greeters at wallyworld can be intimidating, better to have insurance so they can’t try to force one of those carts on ya.

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