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3. McCallum, at his age, would rather “Poke the Bear” than do the nasty… primarily because it lasts longer….
Daddy wasn’t worth a damn but he gave me one thing, my Pentecostal/Presbyterian raising has kept it under control all these years.
I channel that energy into sarcasm and lawn darts.
McCallum
North Korean is pretty stable and they are all about some “progress”.
How many “glorious” new tractor factories does a man need when willow bark soup in on the menu at most homes?
McCallum
Golden,
The bathroom issue is post modern, deconstruction at its best. Derrida at his finest and my inner Brownshirt is dying to burn Hirschfeld’s library except that the pyre would and should include every college and university in the land.
McCallum
Hang in there.
I could say,
“In walked Linda from the yard, I pinned her against the door as her breasts tensed against mine. Slowly she looked me up and down and said, ‘sure, okay. I’m ready.’ I let her be, walked over and poured us each a glass of scotch, straight, no cut. I handed her a glass and she looked at it pensively, waiting for me to say something. ‘You look tense McCallum. Is there anything I can help you with?’ My thoughts roamed the room, gazing down slowly I motioned toward the front of her dress. ‘Raise it up’ I said.
Slowly Linda raised her dress, a little at first then rapidly. I could see her breathing increase as I noticed the subtle panties that wrapped her tightly. ‘Is this fine McCallum. Do you like what you see?’ I motioned for her to spin around as she stood before me tanned and excited. Her legs were toned and firm, her stomach was flat, breasts-which lent to my first excitement-ample but not excessive. As she twisted to the side I realized her form was near ideal for a female, Classical Greek expressionism exhibited in stone. In many ways, as her buttocks moved toward me, she was the female version of the Vitruvian man, proportions in perfect harmony with one another. The narrow waist, fertile hips which produced a beautiful pear shaped bottom void of excess but healthy and athletic.
She softly glanced over her shoulder, orienting her bottom toward me. Slightly bending at the waist and tossing her hair she arched her back, reached for another taste of scotch and said, ‘do you see anything wrong with that?’ motioning to her bottom.
“Well”, I said. “You sat in dog sh.it and I smelled it when you walked in”.
OR
I could say,
“Linda you sat in dog sh.it so take that dress off”.
McCallum
Roo’s motto is why use 5 words when 500 will suffice.
If Eric Blair were alive he’d cream you or either strangle your for your intention Yoknapatawpha blather.
McCallum
McCallum, have you been drinking too much peach citrus Fresca?
There is no such thing but when I’m thirsty and sarcastic that is my drink of choice.
McCallum
I think Deb is the bomb.
State is kicking a$$ in swimming, badminton, curling, women’s anything, and horse shoes.
She can stay as long as she wants purely out of the fear she strikes into the hearts of non revenue athletes everywhere.
McCallum
And another thing, beware of anyone that TELLS YOU how loyal, trustworthy, etc they are in matters.
Good point troll, he just lost focus of what needs to go into what hole in which area of his life.
McCallum
I don’t know about the Boy Scout non sense and I’m really not blasting Lover Boy for pounding it when he can get it but a couple of things:
1) people want to be flattered
2) flattered people believe bullsh.it
3) flash is fleeting.Sometimes the old standards carry the day: work hard, work smart, put in extra time, go the hell home at night and avoid decaf.
Pretty good recipe for steadiness in all things.
McCallum
*resumes are bullsh.it and the only thing more worthless are HR departments
Yes tractor, adept
Yeah!
What if they “go on a run.”?
Lover boy is looking forward to no stress and plenty of trim from the 35-48 year old crowd of ladies. You know the kind I’m talking about, errored in marrying their college sweetheart, pumped out a kid or two then realized they’d married a real turd. Started taking care of themselves, stable professionally thanks to Steinem and crew, intentional in their tastes, French bikini waxing-nice landing strip, socially adapt but distant from the moral standings of their mother and grandmothers; Gott is going to plow hard and deep.
He is ready to have this over and done because his fun has just begun.
And I bet he plays golf too.
McCallum
Chop,
We will probably need to agree to disagree. I think that Lowe had a pretty good history. He was, if I remember correctly, one of the youngest HC’s in NBA history. Now, maybe it was too many battlefield promotions. As to his degree, I have heard a LOT of multi-degreed coaches (and sportscasters) express themselves like kids from the “Hood”. Sidney was eloquent and pretty straight forward. If we ding him for lack of a degree, then I guess that we really need to lay that dishonor on Jimmy V.
No, hell no.
There can be a beauty to flowing prose that enhances detail and grasps spirit but you ain’t got it.
The hire was made by an incompetent individual who flubbed the search. The passive aggressive non sense of “lay that dishonor on Jimmy V” is pure rubbish. The rest of your missive is a screed of excuses and blaming when Sidney should not have been considered for the job. Only a bunch of fools like NC STATE would hire a coach with NO COLLEGE DEGREE. The damn 1st grade PE teacher at Seagrove elementary is REQUIRED to have a college degree YET State will walk right out and seek an individual with less prerequisite qualifications than Seagrove elementary. The hire, made as a last second save face move, tarnished Sidney and the university. You don’t realize when you’ve been insulted.
Always cheap and stupid, State missed an opportunity to nail Greg Marshall.
No excuses, you can either get it done and you know what you are doing or you can’t and you don’t.
McCallum
Roo,
Are you sure you are xy chromosome?
I ask this because typically you use 500 words where 8 will suffice.
Your snowflake,
McCallum
Hey roo,
There were few bigger con men than MLK so stick that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
McCallum
Nobody messes with TheCOWDOG.
I’m settled into some shrimp fried rice and a Rick Steve’s Europe, Copenhagen.
Has gottfried been fired yet?
McCallum
