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  • in reply to: Is Your Program Relevant To Dick Vitale? #34878
    bill.onthebeach
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    The correct question is…. “Who the F cares …. if your program is relevant to DumbAssDickie”.

    The correct answer is…. “No one but… DumbAssDickie”.

    Time to say goodbye. Happens to everybody sooner or later.

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    in reply to: A Letter from Coach D #34908
    bill.onthebeach
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    When Dr. Deb says “Everybody”… she damn well means…

    EVERY Effing BODY!

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    in reply to: A Letter from Coach D #34903
    bill.onthebeach
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    Since formal writing seems to be order of the day and it’s Exam Week….
    Everybody’s grade has been posted and you may log into your account to see yours.

    FWIW … The “curve” on this football season was a 49.

    That said everybody, and I mean “everybody”, will need to write on the Blackboard…
    “I promise I will not do this again next season, I will do better!”

    … 100 times to successfully complete this football season.

    Once you have finished this last assignment, please remember Basketball has already started and mid-terms will be in three weeks.

    — Dr. Deb

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    in reply to: CFB Championship Saturday Thread #34996
    bill.onthebeach
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    ^^or this…

    Several men are in the locker room of a Western New York golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: “Hello”

    WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

    MAN: “Yes.”

    WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”

    MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

    WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”

    MAN: “How much?”

    WOMAN: “$90,000.”

    MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

    WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”

    MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”

    WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

    MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

    He turns and asks, “Any idea whose phone this is?

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    in reply to: CFB Championship Saturday Thread #34994
    bill.onthebeach
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    ^let’s start with ….

    pi and phi.

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    in reply to: CFB Championship Saturday Thread #34992
    bill.onthebeach
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    Naw… you’re just overly sensitive for a Yankee…

    NOLES, playing their worst offensive game of the season, now covering against the Blues while pitching a shutout.

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    in reply to: CFB Championship Saturday Thread #34990
    bill.onthebeach
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    Spartans, recalling Themistocles at Salamis, will endeavor to repel the alien invaders from the South.

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    in reply to: CFB Championship Saturday Thread #34981
    bill.onthebeach
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    UPstate western New York, back in the day, was a progressive thinking place… at least, athletically.

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    in reply to: CFB Championship Saturday Thread #34976
    bill.onthebeach
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    … Hard to believe Auburn has 495 yards rushing in three quarters….

    Only thrown the ball 9 times….

    Throwback (no pun intended) to soft helmets and the single wing….

    which I’m sure more than a few of you guys (Mr. Stick) ran yourselves back in junior high school.

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    in reply to: CFB Championship Saturday Thread #34962
    bill.onthebeach
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    ^yep…

    Auburn is stepping up the pressure on Mizzou

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    in reply to: CFB Championship Saturday Thread #34960
    bill.onthebeach
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    Auburn’s lucky streak doesn’t seem to have followed them to Atlanta.

    Missou gets a real break on that last TD no call from zebras.

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    bill.onthebeach
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    Referees should be seen not heard.

    GAME is ON !! Watch what happens next….
    You heard it here first.

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