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  • #68631
    TheCOWDOG
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    Nah…Plenty more wannabes where he came from, but headliners like the now deposed Karl Hess don’t just grow on trees.

    As much as it pains me to say it, I think Hess might have been a valuable asset for State this season.

    Well…Maybe we can get tickets for Teddy Valentine, in all his Boa feather finery.

    #68659
    highstick
    Participant

    If only we could get a return of Lou Bello!

    "Whomp 'em, Up, Side the Head"!

    #68721
    ancsu87
    Participant

    LOL. I should have connected the headline with Hess sooner!!

    CD why do you say he would have been valuable asset for us this year?

    #68728
    TheCOWDOG
    Moderator

    ^
    Hess was on the verge of perdition that night v. Wofford.

    If observed closely, I believe he found salvation after Gottfried’s sermon, with apostle Orlando scribing the good word to the New Testiment.

    In otherwords he flipped, and I think State would have been the recipient of many favorable calls from the fancy, but fractured Karl Hess.

    #68733
    bill.onthebeach
    Participant

    I should have posted this here first…
    the other thread GOTT stupid…

    dontworryaboutit…

    the HESS storyline goes like this…
    1. More Commissioners follow the ACC lead…
    2. Hess sits around the house.. thinking about his Sh%t…
    3. That turns into a “depression”… according to one doctor…
    4. No $$ = No Friends == No P === more depression ….
    5. Wife divorces him … Wife gets 50% – Wife’s lawyer gets 30%…
    6. Hess goes to rehab on SS …
    7. Comes out clean and starts singing second tenor in the choir at the Baptist church…

    In the meantime, Johnny retires…
    and the new ACC commissioner is a Baptist too…

    Seeing that Brother Karl has confessed and is truly repentant,
    the new Commissioner gives Hess an exclusive contract… zero tolerance… half his old rate… half his old schedule… can’t work for any other conference…

    Ticket sales go up 10% – 15% across the conference!
    The New Commissioner looks like a Saint or Prophet…

    BY THE START OF THE 2018-19 SEASON MAX…
    HESS will be back in the PNC !!

    … ’cause that will be the first place they send Brother Karl …
    who will be greeted with a Standing O …. of a sort…

    Anything else ya’ll wanta know?

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #68735
    ancsu87
    Participant

    ^<br>
    Hess was on the verge of perdition that night v. Wofford.

    If observed closely, I believe he found salvation after Gottfried’s sermon, with apostle Orlando scribing the good word to the New Testiment.

    In otherwords he flipped, and I think State would have been the recipient of many favorable calls from the fancy, but fractured Karl Hess.

    That was what I thought you meant but since I did not see that game I was not 100% sure. Besides you explained it better than I would have.

    #68743
    MrPlywood
    Participant

    A zebra can’t change his stripes.

    #68755
    bill.onthebeach
    Participant

    ^A zebra can be neutered… however…

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
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