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Who was the beautiful bartender that worked at Mitches from 91-93 that dated that loser Tab Zickafoose?
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BTW: there was another one from down there (Whiteville) in animal science around the same time frame. Blonde and lights out beauty, I believe she returned and married a pig farmer.
I always saw that much like giving a high performance sports car to a greasy Italian with bad eye sight.
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Have you ever seen a pig farmer’s balance sheet and income statement? He’s “driving” her in high style in more ways than one.
Balance sheet for live production hog boys ain’t been that hot over the last 5 years at least.
Between 8 dollar corn years ago and a nasty virus I doubt she’s seen much style.
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If that blonde was a hen you’d have eaten 1 mile of her dung just to bite it off at the end.
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I always saw that much like giving a high performance sports car to a greasy Italian with bad eye sight.
If she lost the keys to her car, I’d be glad to drive her home.
Yeah, I heard he rode a full ride for 4 years then puttered around for another 2 or 3 doing the part time thing.
I stomped/kicked his hand at home plate (accident) in a fraternity softball game.
I thought I broke the damn thing, he squealed like Adventuroo at a Justin Bieber concert.
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Grey?
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If she was driving Grey how fast do you think she could go?
I don’t know how fast the blonde could go but I’d be going lick-i-ty split.
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