Non-Wolven College Football (4 October)

[BJD95]

Cowbells/TAMU (ESPN) and Gators/Vols (SECN) headline the early slate. More SEC fun follows later. Whee!

[MP]

The University of Pine Tree Fightin’ Asterisks are making Va Techs offense look great early.

[Pack78]

Pick-six for the Hokies…unx just might be the least-disciplined team that I have ever seen.

Note:Getting sick of these announcers continually blowing the Cheats.

[JohnGalt78]

WTF? UNCheat struggling again today? Having to use student-athletes now? Haven’t found a work-around for all that rule nonsense, I suppose. And what a surprise, I recall them being ranked in the top 25 for the first 2 weeks. How could the polls be so wrong?

Lose em all you cheating b&atards!

[Wufpacker]

Just got home and see that both EZU and aTm are letting me down. And I’m behind on my imbibing schedule.

But at least the (non)fightin’ asterisks are getting hammered thus far. Glass half full outlook.

[Pack78]

The Hat throwing his playas under the bus: ‘we don’t have one single guy doing what we coach ’em to do’…Translation: NOT MY FAULT!.

[BJD95]

Pack78 wrote:

The Hat throwing his playas under the bus: ‘we don’t have one single guy doing what we coach ‘em to do’…Translation: NOT MY FAULT!.

Give that man a raise and an extension!!

I think the Cowbells might be the best team in college football. Seriously.

[Wufpacker]

Kinda wishing we had VT on the schedule this year.

[BJD95]

More derpy game – Vols/Gators or Holes/Castrated Turkeys. Discuss.

[BJD95]

For the record, I think one can make an argument that all 7 of the SEC’s best teams are in the West. Talk about an imbalance…

And Jeebus, #8 might just be KENTUCKY

[BJD95]

Another ad meeting I wish I had been a fly on the wall for: when Hardees’ decided to make their media campaign 100% stripper-based. They’ve even added the Drake music now. I’m assuming a focus group was involved.

[Wufpacker]

Hey now, watch it. That mile high flight attendant is a very classy chick. Well, classy enough.
The blonde passenger, by contrast, looks like a skank. But an admittedly attractive one.

[Wufpacker]

TCU is better than I thought. At least they are today.

[BJD95]

Stanford and Johnny Reb with late comebacks. Can they finish the deal?

[BJD95]

Once again, Johnny Reb shoots self in foot.

[Wufpacker]

Lawdy, let’s hope so.
(Referring to them finishing the deal)

[BJD95]

They remove the bullet with a beautiful 3rd and goal play. 3 minutes from all of MS in party mode. They probably won’t have a race riot for the rest of Autumn!

[Wufpacker]

😀

[BJD95]

Stanford blows a coverage. Dumb fuckers.

Ole Miss shanks extra point, but Bama roughs kicker.

[BJD95]

AND THEY BLOCK THE RE-TRY!!

[Wufpacker]

Our game is over. The Derp is free to roam.

[BJD95]

That means I almost certainly cover, with a 6 point lead. Won’t go to OT!!

4-0 thanks to the hated Irish.

[BJD95]

That derp sure travels fast.

[BJD95]

What a game in Oxford.

[Wufpacker]

Unless Okie scores 10 really fast, I’m 1-4.

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