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Tagged: alcohol, designated driver
Need some advice from the wise ones at SFN….
well … there was this cookout Monday night and a bunch State Fans were there…
needless to say… sports comprised a large part of the conversation…
and of course there was a keg and a bar…
and a designated driver…
so ya’ll know what happened…
the drinking was inversely proportional to the number of wins by our football team last season…
only difference was we took a cab home…
first time for that….
sure enough, there was a police roadblock up the street from the house…
but the cops waved the cab straight on thru…
now the only problem is…
how do I return the yellow cab yellow cab sitting in the garage,
’cause I don’t remember who’s it is or where it came from…
holler back….
Park it on the street with the keys in it and walk away 😛
Wow, you guys really WERE drunk! You ended up in a country where “Taxi” is spelled “Taksi”!
🙂
Bad news: that’s a Turkish cab. Getting it all the way back to Turkey will be pretty tough. Good news: it’s a Turkish cab. They’ll never look for it in your garage. Worse news: you’d better be careful in the future. If you travel internationally when you’re drunk and don’t even realize it, you could wake up with a really, really expensive hangover some day. Worst news: there’s already a movie about that, so trying to recoup the losses by making a buddy movie involving humorous hijinx is out of the realm of possibilities.