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    inhoc…
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    Got a notification on my phone that Coach D was on sports center this afternoon. I wasn’t able to tune in. Anything good?

    #87719
    TheCOWDOG
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    Was it anything good?

    Rhetorically speaking, State’s HC got a spot, nationally, with a clean program,and I ask as well.

    “Was it any good?”

    #87720
    PackerInRussia
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    That reminds me of this Sherlock Holmes-inspired joke:

    “Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. “Watson” he says, “look up in the sky and tell me what you see.”

    “I see millions of stars, Holmes,” says Watson.

    “And what do you conclude from that, Watson?”

    Watson thinks for a moment. “Well,” he says, “astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignficant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?”

    “Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!”

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