Bravely bold Lee Fowler Rode forth from NC State! “I’ll find a top coach!” he cried. Oh brave Lee Fowler! He was not at all afraid To be spurned in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Lee Fowler! He’d allowed our program, To be mashed into a pulp. Fans that had their eyes gouged out, […]
As Coaching Rumors Swirl, Pennywise Keeps Cool
Evil Clown Says N.C. State Job Is “Lifetime Dream.â€? STUBER FORKS, IOWA (Associated Press) When times get stressful, Pennywise the Clown just thinks about the corn. Link to picture “I have gardening to do, salesmen to kill.” The evil clown, now a twenty-year resident of the small town of Stuber Forks, Iowa, is well aware […]
See You Soon Wolfpacker People!
Hello Wolfpacker Persons! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! It is I, NIT Stan, Online Goodwill Ambassador for the National Invitation Tournament, with a message of goodwill from the NIT to all Pack Wolfs and their coach with the heart of a lion, Mr. Hairb Sendek! As many of you know through the “blitz […]
Cut Lee Off – Help Your SCHOOL
With all our hysteria about continuing athletic mediocrity and inept athletic leadership at our alma mater, we sometimes forget that that we graduated from North Carolina State University. And NC State is not a football team or a basketball team, but an institution of higher learning. It is, in short, your school. So, if you […]
Stick To Basketball, Dukies
Irony, thy name is Duke Basketball Report. In a spittle-flying screed entitled “Cheap Shot From A Cheap Site,â€? the DBR fulminates over the Giant comparing the Atlantic Coast Conference to France (our alma mater), England, (UNC), and Germany (Duke) – the last of which I describe as the new strength arising under a malevolent leader. […]
Sacre Bleu – We’re French!
Sometimes a home truth just hits you like a ton of bricks. Here in the Triangle, State is a distinct third to two other programs. We’re #3, and Fowler’s proud of it. He boasts about our alleged basketball accomplishments even though there’s no real reason to do so – particularly with those elite programs right […]
Judgment Day… IS ON
For some years now discussion among those of us who want Sendek out the door always includes one name: Barnes. Most of us remember the Barnes of Clemson, the coach who took what was supposed to be the worst team in ACC history and … won with it. The Barnes who wasn’t afraid to get […]
Take A Lesson, Lee
Lee, pull up a chair and sit down. We’ve had our differences over the years. I’d be lying if I said otherwise. Given free reign over the athletics program I’d put you on a slow boat to China with a quickness. Trust me on this. But thanks to a feckless decision by our Board of […]
Don’t Take Advice From Dick
It’s as predictable as Raleigh’s spring pollen: Herb Sendek’s basketball program does its annual swoon, and Big Sports Media does a full court protection press for its favorite no-threat-to-Duke-and-UNC coach. Take Mr. Annoying himself, Dick Vitale. Dick was in full cry in this week’s column, in which he ranted: Even worse is the criticism aimed […]
What Hath God Wrought?
After ten years of this nonsense, I’ve finally had enough. Herb Sendek must go. No ifs, ands, or buts. Today’s result was a disgrace. A supposedly Top 25 basketball team was punk’d Broadway style by the alleged worst team in the ACC – and for the second time in less than a week. France showed […]
