It’s Only a Flat Tire, But There Be Tigers Lurking

Flat tires are a bitch. I don’t care how adept you are at mechanical handiwork, changing it, especially when you have a destination in sight, someplace ya really wanna get to, is a pure pain in the ass.

Worse, yet, is when ya pull out your tire iron, jack and spare, get it all laid out…

And the very first freakin’ lug nut you tackle, you discover it has been rounded off by some heavy with a pneumatic wrench from your last rotation.

At this point, you either quit and call AAA, or rely on experience. Hey, whaddaya know? You can make a shim from anything you have laying around your ride.

The adjustments work on the damaged lug, and so does the jack. The spare has air and tread, due to more than a modicum of diligence, and there ya go.

Back on the road you can pass that Mack truck ahead!

Or take the train. Yes. For this one, definately take the train. Get the heavy equipment out (’cause you’ll need it) Get that sucka right, and roll. Bring John Henry, too…Hell, bring John Henry the horse along, as well.

About TheCOWDOG

Multiple ACC Championship ring bearer...If they had given us rings back then, that is. Famous for being Lou Holtz's favorite target...of flying clipboards, and responsible for the creation of wholey new obscenities off the tongue of Sam Esposito, between and outside the white lines. Son of a HoF basketball coach.

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  • #125911
    rthomas44
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    State’s DBs are not fast enough. Dud!

    #125912
    bill.onthebeach
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    Maybe that Finley -> Myers pass play was the play we need turn this sh#t around…

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125913
    freshmanin83
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    Go for it

    #125914
    TheAliasTroll
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    Wildcat. Throw it out of the MF playbook.

    #125915
    bill.onthebeach
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    IDK ’bout dat… we got the field if we can hold ’em…

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125916
    Tau837
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    Agree with punting here. Offense is out of sorts and the Clemson offense went through our defense like a knife through butter on that last drive. Need to avoid giving them the ball at midfield to help out the defense.

    #125917
    freshmanin83
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    D on field too much 2nd half

    #125918
    Tau837
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    WTF, that is probably the game

    #125919
    freshmanin83
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    Oops misread

    #125920
    Texpack
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    Got home just in time for the collapse.

    #125921
    TheAliasTroll
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    Don’t know about you fellas, but it’s starting to become apparent to me Clemson is just better than us. No shame in that, they’re better than most teams.

    #125922
    eas
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    Stop snapping it to Samuels unless he can throw it. If continues to fail miserably! Good gosh

    #125923
    freshmanin83
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    O coordinator not ready for start of 2nd half bad field position coach has to gamble some to win this one.

    #125924
    eas
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    Difference in the two half’s is the offensive play calling. Clemson got aggressive and we are starting to call O’Brian ball.

    #125925
    Wolfanatic
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    The Primrose path is over rated…

    #125926
    eas
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    You can’t beat Clemson unless you take risk plain and simple.

    #125927
    bill.onthebeach
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    This game potentially just got really stupid…

    COME ON PACK !!!

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125928
    freshmanin83
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    Pack will not quit but stupid plays really hurt

    #125929
    Tau837
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    Worst flag of the game, that was BS

    #125930
    freshmanin83
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    WOLF!

    #125931
    eas
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    Thank you offense coordinator for going back to what works!

    #125932
    bill.onthebeach
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    TOUCHDOWN!! Finley to Myers…

    IT’s a BALLGAME!

    GO HARD to the Big Finish, men!!!

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125933
    Tau837
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    Where was this offense in the third quarter? Glad it is back. Defense has got to stop the Clemson offense

    #125934
    Texpack
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    Changed into the World Series attire. Channeling Jorge Springer. Go Pack!

    #125935
    freshmanin83
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    D catches breath now here we go

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