It’s Only a Flat Tire, But There Be Tigers Lurking

Flat tires are a bitch. I don’t care how adept you are at mechanical handiwork, changing it, especially when you have a destination in sight, someplace ya really wanna get to, is a pure pain in the ass.

Worse, yet, is when ya pull out your tire iron, jack and spare, get it all laid out…

And the very first freakin’ lug nut you tackle, you discover it has been rounded off by some heavy with a pneumatic wrench from your last rotation.

At this point, you either quit and call AAA, or rely on experience. Hey, whaddaya know? You can make a shim from anything you have laying around your ride.

The adjustments work on the damaged lug, and so does the jack. The spare has air and tread, due to more than a modicum of diligence, and there ya go.

Back on the road you can pass that Mack truck ahead!

Or take the train. Yes. For this one, definately take the train. Get the heavy equipment out (’cause you’ll need it) Get that sucka right, and roll. Bring John Henry, too…Hell, bring John Henry the horse along, as well.

About TheCOWDOG

Multiple ACC Championship ring bearer...If they had given us rings back then, that is. Famous for being Lou Holtz's favorite target...of flying clipboards, and responsible for the creation of wholey new obscenities off the tongue of Sam Esposito, between and outside the white lines. Son of a HoF basketball coach.

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  • #125886
    rthomas44
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    Damn the ref review

    #125887
    bill.onthebeach
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    Showgirls in stripes need to figure out how to call a clean game and NOT BE A FACTOR in the outcome in the second half…

    That’s fair to both teams…
    Let ’em play ball…

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125888
    ncsu1987
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    I swear to God if they reverse this, i’ll drive to the ACC office myself. i’m 10 min away…

    #125889
    freshmanin83
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    Boo hiss

    #125890
    Tau837
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    That was close. Regardless of the call, that was a great effort by Meyers and Finley.

    At least Cole just flipped the field.

    #125891
    freshmanin83
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    I will gladly pay for your gas.

    #125892
    ncsu1987
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    on my way. wish me luck fellas. anybody got bail money?

    #125893
    bill.onthebeach
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    Calling BS on that one…

    We’ll prevail…
    No love for DABO in GSO…

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125894
    TheAliasTroll
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    I will NEVER be convinced that Finley didn’t get the snap off before the ref blew the whistle to review that catch. Adversity. Adversity everywhere.

    #125895
    rthomas44
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    Think I’ll go to the car for a drink.

    #125896
    Wolfanatic
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    Well, that should kill me….A clear catch with defensive PI and a late hit out of bounds potentially.. Someone must have punched Clempson’s ticket to the dance.

    #125897
    rthomas44
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    Crimpson sux

    #125898
    bill.onthebeach
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    Mater Man… your truck is in front of your house and the wife has the keys…
    you’ll BRB for the PACK…

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125899
    rthomas44
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    Fourth and short,!!!

    #125900
    TheAliasTroll
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    annexation of puerto rico time

    #125901
    rthomas44
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    Now see if we can move out and make first down!!!

    #125902
    bill.onthebeach
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    HA! Dabo tries some sh#t with the quick kick…

    PACK goes 99 in 8 minutes for the TD…

    Watch this!
    #NotYourDayDabo!

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125903
    freshmanin83
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    Good d

    #125904
    Tau837
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    Big miss by Finley. Should have been a 90 yard TD.

    Then a near interception. Finley is 1 for his last 7. We cannot win this game if he doesn’t get back into form.

    Come on Finley!

    #125905
    Tau837
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    Announcer just said State has lost 7 straight games against top 10 opponents. What was FSU ranked when we beat them this season?

    Never mind, they were #12.

    #125906
    freshmanin83
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    Stinking dog cat whatever

    #125907
    bill.onthebeach
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    Game of inches…

    We NEED a stop!

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125908
    Tau837
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    That drive was too easy. They got whatever they wanted.

    #125909
    bill.onthebeach
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    F*ck!

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125910
    freshmanin83
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    Offense needs to take some pressure off of D.

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