Your “Carolina Sucks” Game Thread (updated….sort of)

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Even that’s not good enough for them.

I wrote this post yesterday, then they got skeert of the weather. I’ve been out to the ABC store twice but they couldn’t play a basketball game.

Yes, we got about six inches in Northern Orange County. But still……

Oh well…this is the extent of my post-postponement edits.

Have fun.

(also….Kimberly Perry is very attractive….just saying)

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Some of you might not know me or my inclinations.

Let me clear up one thing at least…..I hate the University* of North Carolina.

I’ve always hated them. Like literally, from the time I knew enough to know what the terms NC State, U*NC, Duke, Wake, Clemson, etc, etc….represented….? I was taught to hate Carolina.

I was taught very well. I was taught very thoroughly. And my hate has never faltered.

But now, given recent meanderings with the NCAA….yes, now I despise them.

If I owned enough explosives….

Seriously, to whom it may concern at Homeland Security….I don’t own ANY explosives. As far as you know.

But yes, I’d bury Chapel Hill in rubble if I could get away with it.

You might have noticed if you had read this a couple months ago…..

I’m not going to go to the trouble of repeating myself now, they’re not worth it.

I made both of those graphics above with my own two little hands….as well as a few others. Seriously…..me and photoshop. Been a few years now and I’ve seen them bounce around the internet a bit here and there. And I’m fine with that. I like spreading the hate when it come to U*NC.

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Let The Hate Simmer For Now

Only two games into the ACC slate, it’s been an up and down yr already for the Pack (12-3, 1-1 ACC). Last weekend, a trip to South Beach no go so well. Then, VT shows up in Raleigh fresh off an upset of Duke…..and we pants them. Up and down.

It will continue to go this way for at least a while if not all year. Home court is king.

Which is what worries me about tonight…..

I would love to be wrong about the following statements and I hope to be proven wrong and eat a buttload of crow (about the first two at least):

We will not win tonight.

We could easily get embarrassed tonight.

But…..

Tonight’s experience will make us a better team come March.

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OK I Don’t mean to be Debbie Downer…but….

Seriously folks, do not get upset about this game tonight. We’re going into hostile territory. We have less talent and less cohesion. I like that word.

Say it with me….C-O-H-E-S-I-O-N.

We might have cohesion before the season is over. We looked cohesive against VT. But that was VT. That was at home.

I repeat folks…..do not get upset about this game tonight.

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Hey Remember This?

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This Guy is Still a Thing

Triple double vs VT. Just saying.

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Home Court

It’s a big deal….seriously.

Carolina comes in tonight with an identical Conference record as the Pack at 1-1. 13-3 overall. They fell in Atlanta to GT, then eeked one out in OT at Clemson. Poor Clemson.

Both of those were on the road for them though.

Could we catch them on an off night at home? Sure….it’s possible. Will we?

Their other two losses are to Kentucky (neutral, Las Vegas) and at Indiana.

Don’t get upset about this game tonight, folks.

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Wednesday, February 15th, 2017

Look it up.

We’ll get ’em then.

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This Story About Torin Dorn’s Family….

….is kinda cool

Dorn family torn over NC State, UNC rivalry (NewsObseerver.com)

Dorn, despite the occasional good-natured ribbing from N.C. State teammate Chris Corchiani, is “all Wolfpack now,” he said.

Still, there will be conflicting emotions for his younger brother, Myles, who made his first college start at safety in UNC’s Sun Bowl loss to Stanford. Technically, it will be the first time Myles has ever wanted to see UNC lose.

“I hadn’t thought about it that way but that’s right,” Myles said. “I still won’t say I want State to win but I always want my brother to win so I understand what that means.”

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