Pennsylvania Columnist David Jones: “Louisville-NC State could pass for an NIT semifinal”

Penn Live Sports Columnist David Jones must live under a bridge somewhere on the Susquehanna River.  He’s certainly a troll nonpareil with his latest column, and one that comes across as nothing more than a bitter screed by a sore loser:

NCAA tournament: Louisville-NC State could pass for an NIT semifinal

Jones starts by hurling an insult towards Syracuse:

I’ve heard Syracuse referred to as “Wilkes-Barre with a dome” and what better place to play host to a quartet of posers. Anyway, somebody is getting out of here to the Final Four and my money is on one of the two Hall of Fame coaches, one in each game. Maybe we can at least have a little fun on Sunday with Pitino versus Izzo.

That’s a bit rich coming from someone who hails from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania — you know, the town whose biggest tourist attraction is Three Mile Island.   It’s the capital of the state, but its downtown looks like it served as inspiration for Soviet-era Russian architects who were instructed to design buildings to be drab, lifeless affairs.  Or if grey concrete doesn’t hold your interest, you could go up the highway to Hershey, a nice enough Cary-like suburb famous for its chocolate factories, and its roller coasters. In other words, there’s not much to do in Harrisburg.  It’s also a city that recently came perilously close to becoming the east-coast edition of Detroit, when it went bankrupt.

But hey, at least its not Syracuse, right?

When he gets around to describing NC State, Jones quips thusly:

The Wolfpack, meanwhile, did away with Nova by basically playing tougher and toward their athleticism. Nothing about Mark Gottfried’s Pack is particularly compelling.

Except their toughness, their athleticism, and of course their ability to have already beaten two of the tournament’s #1 seeds — Duke in the regular season and Villanova last weekend in the tournament.  The Wolfpack also added midseason wins over their next opponent, Louisville, on the road at that, as well as archrival UNC, again, on the road.  They ended their regular season by defeating Wilkes-Barre, err, Syracuse for good measure.

Yes, the team struggled mid-season, but the NCAA Tournament is played now, not in January, and after disposing of the #1 seed, NC State is automatically somewhat compelling, even to impartial observers.  The Big Dance loves having a Cinderella at its annual ball, and this year, NC State certainly has to be considered that.  But nothing to see here, move along.  For Jones, apparently, that means a trip to pick up some linens with his wife:

Any way you slice it, if there’s a game you can pretend to really want to see, then agree to join the wife on a Bed Bath & Beyond trip because, well, you miss her, this is the one. I expect an ugly game in the high 50s or so with Louisville prevailing only because Pitino gets the edge on Gottfried: ‘Ville, 59-54.

Fair enough to pick Louisville, but make no mistake, this ought to be a good game featuring two teams that are playing well.  The very fact that they are still playing testifies to that, and it’s something that 52 teams now sitting at home would like to be able to do: play for a trip to the Elite 8.

All in all, Jones comes across as a writer mad at nearby Villanova for having the gumption to lose to NC State.  Granted, it was a bit of a shock to people who hadn’t watched the NC State play all year and didn’t know that this NC State team can play with anyone not named Kentucky when it is playing its best.  Jones, being from another part of the country, probably saw the Wolfpack play for the first time this year at the end of the LSU game.  I get that.  But as a professional columnist who ostensibly knows the subject that he’s writing about reasonably well, Jones should have looked over the schedule and seen that State is capable of remarkable win. Villanova was just the latest one they’ve notched.  It may not be the last — we’ll know for sure Friday evening.

Until then, we can all get a good laugh reading the comedy stylings of a writer who gets paid to scribe columns for a major regional website without knowing what he’s talking about.

 

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  • #82743
    Alpha Wolf
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    Penn Live Sports Columnist David Jones must live under a bridge somewhere on the Susquehanna River.  He’s certainly a troll nonpareil with his latest
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    #82748
    wufpup76
    Keymaster

    Epic butthurt!

    Alpha – I hope it’s ok, I archived that link. I don’t want that crap getting page hits from us!

    #82749
    Alpha Wolf
    Keymaster

    No worries, ’76. That was a great idea. Truly, I was amused by what that guy wrote. It takes skills to repeatedly insult both teams and the host city of a Sweet 16 in that low a word count.

    #82750
    VaWolf82
    Keymaster

    He’s playing to his home crowd. But I don’t understand how running State down would make ‘Nova fans feel better.

    Oh well, no one ever said that today’s writers were very smart.

    #82751
    Alpha Wolf
    Keymaster

    LOL, it’s a claim I don’t make.

    #82753
    TheCOWDOG
    Moderator

    Writers don’t have to be smart.

    Who would read their work?

    #82755
    PackerInRussia
    Participant

    He has a point about beating Nova. I mean, all they did was out-physical them, play good defense and score more points than they did. I mean, come on, anyone could do that. The other teams they played this year would have, they just didn’t feel like it.

    #82760
    wufpup76
    Keymaster

    Writers don’t have to be smart.

    Who would read their work?

    Ha!

    #82762
    nav
    Participant

    Someone needs to get this article to Lacey. Ya’ll know he loves this stuff and more ammo for the team to get fired up for.

    #82764
    MrPlywood
    Participant

    Epic butthurt!

    Haha – my first thought when reading the article was “The butthurt is strong with this one.”

    I love the archiving technique.

    #82765
    Wolfpack93
    Participant

    and it’s something that 32 teams now sitting at home would like to be able to do

    Unless my math is wrong, there are 52 teams sitting at home this weekend.

    #82767
    Alpha Wolf
    Keymaster

    Good catch on that, Wolfpack93. I edited in the correction. Thanks.

    #82770
    BJD95
    Keymaster

    If my “journalism” “career” left me stranded in the ass crack of Pennsylvania (aptly described as Pittsburgh and Philadelphia, with Alabama in between), I’d probably be plenty butthurt too.

    /cues sad trombone

    #82773
    Alpha Wolf
    Keymaster

    ^ Yeah, they call it “Pennsyltucky” for good reason.

    Last time I was in Harrisburg — 4-5 years ago — the locals were discovering country music like it was a new thing. (Seriously) I guess the 70’s called and wanted their knee high Adidas socks and disco music back so they had to find something “new.”

    And no, I am not making that up. It really happened.

    #82775
    wufpup76
    Keymaster

    I love the archiving technique.

    The article’s author probably wasn’t trolling for hits, but the cbs sports crowd and those of their ilk were/are at least ‘clever’ enough to know that State fans are so passionate they can make for easy clicks.

    We start archiving that crap and cutting off a troll’s life blood and let’s see how many more shoddy hit pieces they churn out 😛 (not to mention that once archived those words are saved for eternity … the interwebz do not forget. The interwebz do not forgive.)

    We’ll learn ’em.

    Power to the consumer!

    #82776
    Pack78
    Participant

    So, to take this clown’s ‘logic’ to heart, this means that his Nova Wildcats got knocked out in the NIT Quarters…

    #82781
    tractor57
    Participant

    ^this

    #82784
    wirogers
    Participant

    OK, I have lived just east of Harrisburg in Lancaster County for 18 years (yes the Amish buggy goes by the house and no, the Amish Mafia does not exist). I have never heard or read anything by this gentleman. This area is not really a large Nova area. You have to understand, once you get 10 miles or less out of Philadelphia, with a small pocket around Pittsburgh, the rest of the Commonwealth’s toothless wonders only think there is one college in the area (Penn – Keep your boys out of the showers – State).

    I thought I have lived in some bad places (I grew up close to College Park) and none of them are as bad as Pennsylvania.

    PS: Mcallum is a toad liker

    #82788
    Alpha Wolf
    Keymaster

    ^ That’s absolutely the truth. Pretty much, everyone is a Penn State fan up there. I used to pick on them by asking them why it wasn’t called “Penn Commonwealth” instead of “Penn State.” Never joked about Sandusky or showers though. That would have been suicide.

    #82797
    pakfanistan
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    Has anybody said don’t feed the trolls yet? Because don’t feed the trolls.

    #82804
    bill.onthebeach
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    The NIT is obviously a much improved tournament…

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #82857
    PapaJohn
    Participant

    Sad, sad attempt at getting some attention

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