Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

dumpster-fire_mediumRejoice! All the early games are utter shite, thus you “get” to pay full attention to the Pack travelling to face the Eagles. Lucky you. In preparation, I have just finished my breakfast of champions (f-ckton of coffee, followed by two sides of bacon from Biscuitville – not on the menu, but very affordable and beyond delicious).

Use the comments for our usual gallows humor, and/or side conversations to keep our minds off the collective ass pounding we will likely take.

About BJD95

1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

'13 Football

357 Responses to Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

  1. WolfBlood86 11/16/2013 at 2:22 PM #

    I wonder when we become bowl ineligible if we can finally just say screw it and start sheriffs.

  2. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 2:23 PM #

    LOL ‘foose.

    Ask me about my baseball career.

    Yeah, sure. Those whole couple of months he struggled to hit for Mendoza in single A.

    If I’m Russell, maybe I don’t bring that up so much.

  3. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 2:25 PM #

    “I object.”

    Overruled!

    “But no, your Honor, I STRENUOUSLY object.”

  4. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 2:26 PM #

    Shit…even Sade sucks now.

  5. Alpha Wolf 11/16/2013 at 2:27 PM #

    Vanderbilt misses a field goal and keep UK in the game.

    This one is slightly better than the NC State – BC game…but not much better.

  6. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:28 PM #

    Three and out. How long until we turn it back over?

  7. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 2:32 PM #

    In RW’s defense, if I got paid a quater mil $ just for showing up, I’d think I could call it whatever I wanted, short lived or not. 🙂

  8. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:33 PM #

    Somehow, Pete managed not to fumble on the blindside sack. So tis just a run-of-the-mill three and out.

  9. Adventuroo 11/16/2013 at 2:34 PM #

    I have watched and screamed so much, I have VERY little energy….going to the Eagles concert in G’boro tonight…..gotta rest up.

    If I can put it simply…

    We have an OL that cannot consistently block.
    We have a DL that cannot consistently penetrate.
    We have a defensive secondary (et. al) that cannot consistently tackle.
    We have receivers that cannot consistently catch (retain) the ball.
    We have a quarter back that can not consistently choose receivers or fling the tatter in close proximity to the receiver.
    We have a (fill in the blank) that cannot consistently (fill in the blank).

    We allowed a LONG run on the LEFT side (41st time we have allowed a play > 20 yds. this season….and THEN, they run to the RIGHT for the 42nd time…..

    We have Ron Cherry as the Referee today…..all in all, he has really NOT been a factor, but I have FAITH in Ron and he has been told by Johnny Boy Swafford to make the “Giving him the Business” call….

    Our MOST consistent trio (long snapper, Baumann and Sade) do NOT give us points….although our “NCSU New Math” formula of trading 7’s for 3’s has NOT made up the scoring difference….no matter the volume or the number of successful times that we score.

    NOW….I DO fault the Coaches for the TWO long runs….either prep or not recognizing the formation.

    IF, we could get the above mentioned student athletes to be CONSISTENT for a few series of downs….each quarter….then the copious amounts of alcohol would not be needed by the posters….

    GO PACK….but remember…..The entire WRAL “11:00” Pigskin Prognosticators picked BC. Only ONE picked UNC (v. Pittsburg) and only ONE priced DUKE (v. Miami).

    Their fates are sealed…..the Triangle ACC teams will ALL have to give up their “OUR STATE” celebrations today…..

  10. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:34 PM #

    It was still the most anyone cared about the Asheville Tourists since Willie Stargell played there.

  11. MrPlywood 11/16/2013 at 2:34 PM #
  12. JaxPackMan 11/16/2013 at 2:35 PM #

    How did DD get left with playing all these red-shirt Freshmen and true Freshmen? I thought our savior from BC, TOB, was “building” a program? At least that is what we heard from him all the time.

  13. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 2:35 PM #

    Ha, with that FG attempt, how you all feel now, all those criticizing the fake punts? That’ll teach ya!

  14. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:36 PM #

    Of course we lined up offside.

  15. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 2:37 PM #

    BC should be ashamed of themselves that we are still within 10.

  16. mak4dpak 11/16/2013 at 2:37 PM #

    Maybe the defense bus arrived at the half.

  17. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:37 PM #

    Lucky for us they drop a lot of passes. Of course, we do too.

  18. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:38 PM #

    If we manage to get a FG on the board and keep shutting them out…we would beat the spread. First time in a long while.

  19. Alpha Wolf 11/16/2013 at 2:39 PM #

    I thought our savior from BC, TOB, was “building” a program?

    He was…he was working on his retirement program with a 9-5 job that he didn’t care about.

    It’s going to be a pleasure to see him get fired from UVA this year too.

  20. mak4dpak 11/16/2013 at 2:39 PM #

    We just need to find some offense, just heard the holes are pounding Pitt 24-3. Bad day.

  21. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 2:39 PM #

    Eric Leak will not be messing around with THIS football squad.

  22. MrPlywood 11/16/2013 at 2:40 PM #

    @ ‘Roo – you lost me at resting up for the Eagles. Although “You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!” is pretty apropo right now.

  23. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 2:41 PM #

    “Eric Leak will not be messing around with THIS football squad.”

    That made me loller.

  24. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:42 PM #

  25. Alpha Wolf 11/16/2013 at 2:42 PM #

    Pitt is pretty bad, so that’s not a surprise.

Leave a Reply