Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

dumpster-fire_mediumRejoice! All the early games are utter shite, thus you “get” to pay full attention to the Pack travelling to face the Eagles. Lucky you. In preparation, I have just finished my breakfast of champions (f-ckton of coffee, followed by two sides of bacon from Biscuitville – not on the menu, but very affordable and beyond delicious).

Use the comments for our usual gallows humor, and/or side conversations to keep our minds off the collective ass pounding we will likely take.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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357 Responses to Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

  1. MrPlywood 11/16/2013 at 2:03 PM #

    4 plays, -23 yards. Sweet!

  2. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 2:04 PM #

    …and then he takes his helmet off and smiles…

  3. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 2:04 PM #

    Snap went right through the holder’s hands.

  4. JaxPackMan 11/16/2013 at 2:04 PM #

    How many times do we have to poop in our pants…..

  5. TheCOWDOG 11/16/2013 at 2:05 PM #

    Baumann’s on meth, only one on crack today…

    Ya here about the Jewish pedophile?

    ” Wanna buy some candy little girl?”

  6. NelsonHall97 11/16/2013 at 2:05 PM #

    How do you go from being in the Red Zone to not getting any points…#NCStateSh!t

  7. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:05 PM #

    This is bizarrely hilarious.

  8. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 2:05 PM #

    Depends upon how much crap we’ve got stored up.

  9. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:07 PM #

    Can’t wait to see what we cook up for the season finale. Should be epic.

  10. bill-1956 11/16/2013 at 2:08 PM #

    LOL at MrPlywood.

    succinct

  11. Texpack 11/16/2013 at 2:08 PM #

    That takes practice

  12. mak4dpak 11/16/2013 at 2:09 PM #

    Our predictable goofs continue. We have to keep up our great turnover ratio. Think we average at least 3 per game. So we are on pace. Good job, Bauman! Is it time for the basketball game?

  13. MrPlywood 11/16/2013 at 2:09 PM #

    It’s a dumpster fire inside a tire fire – a very Inception-like performance so far. Good thing I have the GSP fight to look forward to.

  14. Alpha Wolf 11/16/2013 at 2:09 PM #

    I think we should have the Three Stooges Awards, kind of like hockey. And like Ohio State, they could put a sticker on the back of their helmets:

    We know that Will Baumann has already won a Stooge by letting the ball slip through his hands and then laughing it up on the sidelines. Good job son, you’ve won a Moe.

  15. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:10 PM #

    After the three “not even close” coffin corner punt attempts.

  16. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 2:10 PM #

    Let’s add some spark. Look at the t-shirt he holds up.

  17. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:12 PM #

    Looking to find a boredom substitute for halftime?

    Vandy/UK.

  18. NelsonHall97 11/16/2013 at 2:14 PM #

    nnnYonk, yonk, yonk…whoop, whoop, whoop!

  19. VaWolf82 11/16/2013 at 2:15 PM #

    Watching ending of Pale rider on AMC.

  20. MrPlywood 11/16/2013 at 2:17 PM #

    Is that a State jersey Russell holds up at ~10 seconds?

  21. RaisedByWolves 11/16/2013 at 2:17 PM #

    I was thinking about asking Russell about his choice of “Ask me about my college days” shirt, but I think I know what the answer would be.

  22. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:17 PM #

    It’s against the rules to watch something INTERESTING. Not until our dumpster time officially ends.

  23. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:18 PM #

    It’s funny. You watch him talk and you think “Come on, that guy can’t possibly really be that nice.”

    But he is.

  24. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:20 PM #

    UK tries fake FG, to predictable results.

    But at least they caught the snap.

  25. TheCOWDOG 11/16/2013 at 2:21 PM #

    Ain’t no quit here by God! Gonna have to shoot me first.

    Just make sure it’s that Polak firing squad…The one where they line up in a circle.

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