Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

dumpster-fire_mediumRejoice! All the early games are utter shite, thus you “get” to pay full attention to the Pack travelling to face the Eagles. Lucky you. In preparation, I have just finished my breakfast of champions (f-ckton of coffee, followed by two sides of bacon from Biscuitville – not on the menu, but very affordable and beyond delicious).

Use the comments for our usual gallows humor, and/or side conversations to keep our minds off the collective ass pounding we will likely take.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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357 Responses to Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

  1. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 1:48 PM #

    Gail the Snail.

  2. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:48 PM #

    19-yard TD run around right end, untouched.

  3. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 1:49 PM #

    I think instead I’m gonna change the channel to something more exciting. Anybody know if there’s a Bob Ross rerun on somewhere?

  4. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:49 PM #

  5. Fastback68 11/16/2013 at 1:49 PM #

    For real? That was quick.

  6. WolfBlood86 11/16/2013 at 1:49 PM #

    Like playing NCAA video game. Work so hard to get a TD then give one up like it’s nothing.

  7. MrPlywood 11/16/2013 at 1:50 PM #

    I’m going to download the “Ask Russell” app and see if he has any ideas for the team…

    http://www.amfam.com/askrussell/

  8. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:50 PM #

    No foose. You must stay. Obama issued an executive order because you hurt his feelings on page 1.

  9. JaxPackMan 11/16/2013 at 1:52 PM #

    I realize right now State makes the weakest of teams look like world beaters. Looks like BC would be better than 5-4. With that O-line and those running backs, how are they not winning most of their games?

  10. mak4dpak 11/16/2013 at 1:52 PM #

    If our defense can’t wake up, we need to call the game at the half. They can’t be tired, cause they haven’t played, except for Caldwell.

  11. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 1:53 PM #

  12. NelsonHall97 11/16/2013 at 1:53 PM #

    ^Bob Ross had a sweet afro, and he could really put you to sleep.

    BC has an O-line. Must be nice.

  13. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:55 PM #

  14. WolfBlood86 11/16/2013 at 1:55 PM #

    Is our punter on the crack pipe today? Geez.

  15. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 1:56 PM #

    Who does Boston College play tonight?

  16. NelsonHall97 11/16/2013 at 1:56 PM #

    I know one thing…Wil Baumann has put on a punt clinic. MVP baby!

  17. VaWolf82 11/16/2013 at 1:58 PM #

    “Inspire hope”? That video doesn’t match this season.

  18. WolfBlood86 11/16/2013 at 2:00 PM #

    Holy hell the refs are working hard to find any way to screw us over.

  19. MrPlywood 11/16/2013 at 2:00 PM #

    I just asked Russell – he said to score the TD. Sounds simple enough.

  20. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 2:02 PM #

    For those who wonder why talented freshman RBs are sometimes slow to get playing time, there you go.

  21. packer74 11/16/2013 at 2:03 PM #

    Muffed snap. This team is AWFUL.

  22. NelsonHall97 11/16/2013 at 2:03 PM #

    Ah…cancel that MVP award.

  23. VaWolf82 11/16/2013 at 2:03 PM #

    FB inspired by the 3 Stooges.

  24. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:03 PM #

    What happened to our FG? I wasn’t paying attention.

  25. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 2:03 PM #

    Haha… now we can’t even kick field goals.

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