Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

dumpster-fire_mediumRejoice! All the early games are utter shite, thus you “get” to pay full attention to the Pack travelling to face the Eagles. Lucky you. In preparation, I have just finished my breakfast of champions (f-ckton of coffee, followed by two sides of bacon from Biscuitville – not on the menu, but very affordable and beyond delicious).

Use the comments for our usual gallows humor, and/or side conversations to keep our minds off the collective ass pounding we will likely take.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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357 Responses to Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

  1. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 1:19 PM #

    The CIAA Championship Banquet was more exciting than this.

  2. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 1:19 PM #

    35 yards.

    Holeee sh-t snacks.

  3. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 1:20 PM #

    Did that dude from Va St. punch Pete in the face last night?

    sorry, foose. beat me to it.

  4. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:20 PM #

    Rashard Smith. Deeeerrrrppppp

  5. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 1:21 PM #

    Va State players beat up Winston Salem State starting QB in the bathroom.

  6. VaWolf82 11/16/2013 at 1:21 PM #

    Now that’s embarrasing.

  7. 1.21 Jigawatts 11/16/2013 at 1:21 PM #

    Can DD just forfeit the rest of the season and save us all?

  8. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 1:22 PM #

    I’m with Jigs….getting punked by ECU and UMd the next two weeks is not gonna be fun.

  9. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:22 PM #

    From “They Might Be Giants”:

    Nobody in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful.

    Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beauuuutiful.

  10. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:23 PM #

    Have we reached peak turr’ble yet?

  11. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 1:23 PM #

    Grambling already tried that. Didn’t work out well.

  12. vtpackfan 11/16/2013 at 1:24 PM #

    How about the Seniors try playing for the Seniors.

  13. 1.21 Jigawatts 11/16/2013 at 1:25 PM #

    I think getting schooled by Duke was the peak of turr’ble

  14. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:25 PM #

    We need to at least try a field goal, so we can succeed the only way we can.

  15. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:26 PM #

    Though remember the official motto of NC State athletics – it can always get worse.

  16. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 1:26 PM #

    Don’t we at least have to cross the 50 in order to attempt a FG?

  17. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:28 PM #

    Not if we want to really be impressive about it.

  18. 1.21 Jigawatts 11/16/2013 at 1:28 PM #

    Nothing can beat the ’92 basketball season as far as getting worse.

  19. mak4dpak 11/16/2013 at 1:28 PM #

    Why can’t Sherreff play QB, Pete is horrible, and the defense must still be in Raleigh, absolutely horrible. A season to forget. Pete locks in on one receiver and throws it to them open or not. Give somebody else a shot.

  20. VaWolf82 11/16/2013 at 1:29 PM #

    Stopped for only 3 yd gain. But they only needed 2 for first down.

  21. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:30 PM #

    That was the year we lost to Campbell, then 2 months later, lost to 1-23 Florida Atlantic, right?

    I was there for both games. Think that was 92-93.

  22. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 1:30 PM #

    Anyone know the recipe for those brownies that make you laugh?

  23. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 1:30 PM #

    Hell, I’m convinced. If Sade can hit a 67+ yarder, I’ll even call it a successful season.

  24. TheCOWDOG 11/16/2013 at 1:31 PM #

    Nothing is sacred today.

    Ya know what’s the best thing about banging 29 yr old chicks?

    There’s twenty of them.

    “Slit”

  25. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 1:32 PM #

    “Pete locks in on one receiver and throws it to them open or not.”

    No offense mak, but you’re kinda playing fast and loose with the phrase “throws it TO”.

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