Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

dumpster-fire_mediumRejoice! All the early games are utter shite, thus you “get” to pay full attention to the Pack travelling to face the Eagles. Lucky you. In preparation, I have just finished my breakfast of champions (f-ckton of coffee, followed by two sides of bacon from Biscuitville – not on the menu, but very affordable and beyond delicious).

Use the comments for our usual gallows humor, and/or side conversations to keep our minds off the collective ass pounding we will likely take.

About BJD95

1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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357 Responses to Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

  1. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 2:42 PM #

    ” Eric Leak will not be messing around with
    THIS football squad”

    You assume he won’t let other opportunities slip through his hands.

  2. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 2:43 PM #

    As a bonus, Maryland is the latest punk bitch to pound VT.

  3. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 2:44 PM #

    What do you call two homosexuals with a mortgage?

    Homo-ners.

  4. Adventuroo 11/16/2013 at 2:44 PM #

    JaxPakMan,

    I, too, wondered about this. He was BLESSED with QB’s at BC and we certainly had the talent when he was here.

    He talked about needing to build your line from junior high and how it would not be done overnight….

    OK, we gave his little MORE time….how many years….and he STILL did not have a decent OL or DL. Remember how GREAT Wilson looked with a REAL line at WI? Glennon may NOT be the best NFL passer, but he certainly is NOT chopped liver and we are DYING without him….

    What is the KEY HERE? Maybe it ends with LINE….

    And you can PREVENT points then you do NOT have to SCORE as many…

    Conversely, if you SCORE copious amounts of points (your backs and receivers and QB’s) are not under a Blitzkrieg from a nanosecond AFTER the snap…) with even marginal talent….you stand a chance of winning…..

    TOB’s promises remind me of the Promisor-in Chief…..That Emperor thinks he can “decree” something that is impossible….

    TOB had sincerity….but the results were the same.

    DD will lose a little MORE credibility this year….but he has an opportunity to excel NEXT year.

    I am STILL with him….just a bit miffed at the lack of CONSISTENCY….

  5. VaWolf82 11/16/2013 at 2:45 PM #

    Wow 21-7 Twerps over VT

  6. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:45 PM #

  7. mak4dpak 11/16/2013 at 2:45 PM #

    We sure make the ACCs worst defense look real good!

  8. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 2:46 PM #

    “TOB had sincerity”

    Yeah…he was sincerely a lazy ass mofo who couldn’t give two shits whether we won a game during his tenure or not.

  9. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:47 PM #

    Say what you will, the man could rock a straw granny hat.

  10. vtpackfan 11/16/2013 at 2:48 PM #

    It would have been more pleasurable to have brought Tobie-Wan back just for this one game as a Celebrity HC. Wahoo’s have a bye and he is, technically speaking, still on the pay role.

    How tremendous a feat would it have been to be able to lose to your former employers next three HC’s?!! We wouldn’t be talking dumspter’s because that is straight up garbage barge inferno at sea.

  11. inhoc... 11/16/2013 at 2:48 PM #

    Must be nice to have a go to play for third and 4. Just automatic, and easy completions.

  12. TheCOWDOG 11/16/2013 at 2:49 PM #

    For fux sakes, ‘roo. Conservation man, conservation.

    Like Beej pointed …3 and out. Like my last expedition to Nevada.

  13. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:50 PM #

    Technically, he’s not on the payroll, we bought out the contract so he could go to UVA. Saved us a shit ton of scrilla.

    This allowed him to play a significant role in TWO 2013 ACC winless teams.

  14. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 2:50 PM #

    True, he did look awfully awesome in that straw hat.

  15. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:52 PM #

    Honey badger ain’t care. He up for some gardenin’ after the game end.

  16. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 2:52 PM #

    This thread might be the most fun I’ve ever had watching the Pack get the shit kicked out of them.

  17. Adventuroo 11/16/2013 at 2:53 PM #

    MrPlywood,

    The last Eagles concert that I attended in G’boro was STAND UP for almost 3 hours. They actually start, relatively speaking, ON TIME and then play for at least 2 or me hours….

    SO, you STAND….you cheer…..you hold your DW near….

    And YES….the lyrics from Hotel California do seem appropriate…

    There are other lyrics in that song and their other songs that come to mind…

    They stab it with their steely knives but they never can kill the beast….as in our defensive efforts.

    Standing (around) on (at) the Corner…..Winslow…..Take it EASY…..as in how our defense seems to be….I have been to Winslow and walked around the “Standing on the Corner” park and the folks there have MORE energy than our defense….

    Many more could come to mind……if you EVER have a problem and an Eagles Lyric or a Top Gun “line” can NOT solve it….you are in TROUBLE…..and I THINK that is what is happening in Bean Town today…..

  18. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:54 PM #

    I don’t see how anybody can still get mad watching this. Aren’t we all into the “acceptance” stage of our suck grief??

    I won’t be able to do this next week, admittedly. I sincerely won’t even watch.

  19. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:55 PM #

    There’s a reason nobody runs wildcat anymore…

  20. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 2:55 PM #

    Didn’t the Eagles have their farewell tour about 10 years and 3 tours ago?

  21. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 2:56 PM #

    Money talks. They all have coke habits and prostitutes to take care of.

  22. inhoc... 11/16/2013 at 2:57 PM #

    Third and one for us and it’s not even close.

  23. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 2:58 PM #

    Walkin in slow motion in this foolish lovers game.

  24. inhoc... 11/16/2013 at 2:58 PM #

    The straight three and outs. Sucks not having a QB

  25. vtpackfan 11/16/2013 at 2:58 PM #

    I have to watch it live next week.That will be comic relief. Midget wrestling at its finest.

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