Inhale the Dumpster Fire Fumes – State/Duke Game Thread

What can one say about this season, and today’s matchup. A home win would give the Blue Devils bragging rights until 2020.

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516 Responses to Inhale the Dumpster Fire Fumes – State/Duke Game Thread

  1. JohnGalt78 11/09/2013 at 6:18 PM #

    can’t decide in time….poor, poor, poor coaching

  2. Wufpacker 11/09/2013 at 6:19 PM #

    I’d like to nominate Richie Incognito for a coaching staff position.

    He’ll need a job soon.

  3. TheAliasTroll 11/09/2013 at 6:19 PM #

    BALLS OUT!!!!!!

  4. wufpup76 11/09/2013 at 6:20 PM #

    We’ve got the ball back so let’s see what our offense can do!!!!!!111

    🙁

  5. TheAliasTroll 11/09/2013 at 6:20 PM #

    Yall for real though, I’ve got the alcohol flowing and I’m really enjoying this sh!tty football game. If it’s nothing else it’s entertaining.

  6. Fastback68 11/09/2013 at 6:20 PM #

    Three stooges bowl game.

  7. Wufpacker 11/09/2013 at 6:21 PM #

    Ummmm…how does your center get downfield, illegally or otherwise?

  8. BJD95 11/09/2013 at 6:21 PM #

    I don’t believe I have ever seen that before. Insane.

  9. Wufpacker 11/09/2013 at 6:21 PM #

    Agreed Troll. The comic relief is incomparable.

  10. Wufpacker 11/09/2013 at 6:22 PM #

    Utah’s QB looks like a chick. Just saying.

  11. wufpup76 11/09/2013 at 6:23 PM #

    Richie Incognito could be the Spiritual Adviser & Motivational Team Unity coordinator

  12. BJD95 11/09/2013 at 6:24 PM #

    VP of mouth sh-tting.

  13. wufpup76 11/09/2013 at 6:25 PM #

    Points off of turnovers: 3

    Feel it Duke

  14. Wufpacker 11/09/2013 at 6:27 PM #

    VP of mouth sh-tting.

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. 1.21 Jigawatts 11/09/2013 at 6:28 PM #

    Why the F^&$ are we throwing the ball more than 10 yards?!?!? These guys couldn’t hit water if they fell out of a f-ing boat.

  16. BJD95 11/09/2013 at 6:28 PM #

    We derp, they derp, we all derp for ACC football.

  17. wufpup76 11/09/2013 at 6:29 PM #

    Offense – go get a three and out. Go! Go! Go!

  18. wufpup76 11/09/2013 at 6:32 PM #

    Our league also has losses to St. Francis (NY) and USC Upstate through 1.5 days of the college basketball season.

  19. Adventuroo 11/09/2013 at 6:32 PM #

    I think that there are environmental issue on the field that are impacting the ability of either teams’ receivers properly judge where the FB will be and to have the proper eye-hand coordination to complete their assigned tasks…

    Wonder if the stench of both teams and the “UH-OH’s” all over the field is the issue. The grounds keepers could use a tandem axle dump truck load of kitty litter right now….

  20. Wufpacker 11/09/2013 at 6:33 PM #

    I’m calling it now…

    Sade FG…17-16
    Failed onside kick (likely we can’t manage to even kick it 10 yds), followed by Duke turnover.
    Another Sade FG…Pack wins 19-17.

    Again, just please leave me to my delusions.

  21. BJD95 11/09/2013 at 6:35 PM #

    Duke’s facilities really are a disgrace. The league should do something about it (not holding my breath).

  22. 1.21 Jigawatts 11/09/2013 at 6:36 PM #

    A “passing” QB who can’t get it within 5 yards of a receiver.

  23. Wufpacker 11/09/2013 at 6:36 PM #

    Bethune-Cookman has pulled to within 11, 27-16 in the 4th.

    FFS’s looking like their hopes for PAC12 Champs game berth about to get busted up. 19-7 Utes in the 4th.

  24. TheAliasTroll 11/09/2013 at 6:39 PM #

    I feel like Duke would do big things if they ran a couple screens here.

  25. Packdude 11/09/2013 at 6:40 PM #

    Just got here. So are we beating the Dookies yet with our superior QB play???

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