UNC’s Eric Ebron Is A One-Man Bulletin Board Machine

Apparently buoyed by their first conference win in four tries and their second win overall after seven games, Eric Ebron of UNC has become a one-man trash talking unit for his fellow Tar Heels.

The garrulous Ebron first threw down the gauntlet Saturday, when in his post-game chat with reporters he said:

“It’s not a hostile environment [at Carter-Finley Stadium.] It’s just another game. Ain’t nobody worried about NC State. Ain’t nobody care about NC State.”

Apparently not quite satisfied with himself, he added:

“We’re gonna prepare for them just like everybody else do. We’re gonna take it to them. It’s a rivalry game.”

But wait, there’s more (and there’s always more, isn’t there?) – this time directly, on the Tar Heel communications vehicle of choice, Twitter:

2013-10-28 03_50_37-Eric Ebron (Ebron85) on Twitter

Good to see that UNC’s players are recognizing the annual State-Carolina affair as a rivalry game, and even better to learn a new dialect, something some State fans at Pack Pride are calling “Ebronics.”

In fairness, perhaps we shouldn’t expect much in the way of thoughtful elocution and grammar from a Carolina football player, after all, it’s more than well established in the past three years that obtaining any education is not a requirement to don the blue and white uniforms over there, and in fact is actually discouraged by the coaching staff.

By his own words, it’s apparent that Mr. Ebron has done quite the job in not getting any education, and should be admired for his skill in doing so.  No matter, you can be absolutely certain that he will be obtaining his degree on time and thus will be well qualified at the fry station at any fast food joint should he fail in the NFL.

To me, Ebron sounds like this year’s Dexter Strickland, and just another in the long line of “classy” Carolina players that represent that university on the other end of the Triangle so very well.

 

 

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36 Responses to UNC’s Eric Ebron Is A One-Man Bulletin Board Machine

  1. Pack78 10/28/2013 at 6:49 PM #

    I, for one, would like to see the Cowdog’s recap of the week of practice before his first game against the holes…hope the same thing is happening this week!

  2. mak4dpak 10/28/2013 at 7:26 PM #

    Cut out the turnovers, respond to the home crowd, and Mitchell have his break out game in the friendly confines of Carter Finley, and it will be a nightmare for the heels. The players know what this game means. Had it not been for stupid coaching last year, we still would have a winning streak going. Let’s start a new one.

  3. Wulfpack 10/28/2013 at 8:28 PM #

    Mediocre teams? Awfully generous. We are at best medicore.

  4. choppack1 10/28/2013 at 8:52 PM #

    Looks like crisp is out for career…due to concussion. That is a shame I hate to hear that. Hopefully he will fully recover.

  5. Pack Mentality 10/28/2013 at 10:32 PM #

    Did this eloquent young gentleman take the same advanced writing course that the cupcake eating champ took?

    Ain’t nobody in college football graduate at the high rate that u*nc-cheat do. They care much more about academics than State and everybody else do.

  6. 13OT 10/28/2013 at 10:50 PM #

    Judging UNC academics by what Ebron says and how he says it, I’d say that Tar Heel football players ARE learning in the classroom.

  7. Wufpacker 10/28/2013 at 11:20 PM #

    Now, now. Take it easy on young Mr. Ebron. I’m sure those comments were said in the haste of excitement.

    And it’s not as if he can read them in print and issue a correction or anything.

    Dude can play ball though. Hope we can shut him down at least somewhat.

  8. blpack 10/28/2013 at 11:50 PM #

    U*NC, what a class act. They will never learn. How much do ‘*’ cost at the gopack store?

  9. vtpackfan 10/29/2013 at 12:00 PM #

    We had seats 5th row on the 50 two years ago for this game (S.S. Flagship with Commodore Withers at helm).

    You cannot talk trash to anyone over there. The level of delusion passed the line of personality disorder. They were dancing like Fats and his entourage were there in spirit.

    Plenty of great, fantastic college football rivalries on every corner of this great nation. This one will never get there because the Smurfs on TV are more tuned into reality than anything *NC football

    How nice it could have been had we jumped ship and tried to set the foundations for potential “rivalry games” with The Vols or Cocks.

  10. ruffles31 10/30/2013 at 9:35 AM #

    It is not Ebron’s fault. He gets it truthfully through his coach. I can’t imagine one of Doeren’s assistants throwing something like this out there:

    @CoachBrewerUNC: Fuuuummmmbbbblllleeeeee!!! #BeatState #TarHeelState #GoHeels http://t.co/8wn2lvL3eO

  11. WufShark 10/30/2013 at 10:46 PM #

    Ebron could be a nightmare for our secondary on Sat. Obviously, proper grammar is a nightmare for him.

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