College Football 2013 Kicks Off

Joy of joys, our long national nightmare of watching only baseball and soccer ends tonight. Hopefully with some nice, medium-well Hole Schadenfreude. Yes, teams will be rusty, but there are at least theoretically interesting matchups, headlined by Georgia/Clemson and LSU/TCU. Hell, I’m even geeked to stay up late to watch Ole Miss and Vandy tonight.

Every football fan likes to complain about their team’s schedule. Cry Georgia a river – they open in Death Valley, then host the Clowney show in Week Two. Even if they go 2-for-2, they could easily get screwed in the nonsense BCS scheme’s last year. More below.

In my view, the most interesting theoretical exercise is who Alabama (roll damn Tide!) will beat in January’s BCS funeral. My belief in a just and merciful God requires me to fervently believe that someone, some week will beat Louisville and Ohio State, each of whom play an embarrassing schedule. I would select a 1-loss SEC team or Clemson for the title game over either. But we know that’s not how the absurd system works. So…trust in the just and merciful God to deliver us from those cowards getting rewarded.

One of my work colleagues made the most logical argument I’ve heard yet – Stanford. Under David Shaw, they are focused and relatively error-free every week. That makes total sense, especially since they get Chip Kelly-less Oregon at home this year. But this is more fun – imagine that Clemson and South Carolina each lose to Georgia, narrowly. Georgia loses one other game, but makes it to the SEC title clash on head-to-head. In the likely event that Alabama beats them (this also works if UGA enters the game undefeated, but gets beaten soundly by the Tide)…couldn’t the winner of the Clemson/South Carolina season ender be your #2? It could happen. I would enjoy that.

I also want to give a shout out to our goofy friends at the NCAA, for giving me the best laugh I’ve had all summer. Johnny Manziel is suspended…for one HALF…against RICE. Ooooh, that will teach them a lesson, making TAMU try out their backup QBs running with the 1s in a rout. Totally.

Let’s get the traffic back up and talk some general college football in the comments section. If the games get dull, you can talk about what you did this summer, etc.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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107 Responses to College Football 2013 Kicks Off

  1. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 7:14 PM #

    Presbyterian 7, Wake 3. Gotta love Atlantic Division football!

  2. Wufpacker 08/29/2013 at 7:14 PM #

    That’s why when it’s not our game, I always keep the sound turned down BJD.

  3. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 7:17 PM #

    Jeebus, no flag for that spear on the punt return??? That’s dangerous as hell.

  4. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 7:20 PM #

    Minnesota is wretched, for anyone who might be curious.

  5. Pack78 08/29/2013 at 7:21 PM #

    ^^The ACC refs see a block in the back (but no spear) on THAT punt return, but went blind on Gio’s return against us with multiple bad blocks/holds…

  6. TheCOWDOG 08/29/2013 at 7:24 PM #

    I’ll try and get this out of the way before State takes a snap.

    The Zebes will be lost in space like no other time, since Billy Mummy.

  7. redcanine 08/29/2013 at 7:28 PM #

    I’m smiling.

    Are you ready to have the noise brought on you? Crab cakes and football, that’s what Maryland does!

  8. TheCOWDOG 08/29/2013 at 7:32 PM #

    In other words, the football gods have granted more judgment calls to good people that can in noway keep up with the track meet, and what is PC for the moment.

    Dig???

  9. Fastback68 08/29/2013 at 7:42 PM #

    Cam newton and first string not playing. Really??? They have not played well all preseason.

  10. Wulfpack 08/29/2013 at 7:49 PM #

    That is not at all uncommon in the 4th preseason game.

  11. redcanine 08/29/2013 at 7:51 PM #

    4th game is when Tebow plays.

  12. mak4dpak 08/29/2013 at 7:52 PM #

    We haven’t even played a single game and already outcome predictions. I for one am not conceding losses to anyone until I see what we got, and how we perform. Home field advantage can be a big plus against the tigers, and noles. I am not ruling a win out yet. Too soon. Go DD and the Pack. Show em what we got!

  13. Fastback68 08/29/2013 at 7:54 PM #

    I know but they have played like shit to date. At least I won’t have to watch the famous hesitation handoff routine.

  14. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 8:04 PM #

    Speaking of conceding…damn these lazy gamecocks.

  15. Wulfpack 08/29/2013 at 8:06 PM #

    Clowney has been a non factor. His conditioning is putrid. That won’t fly at the next level.

  16. PackFamily 08/29/2013 at 8:07 PM #

    They’re saying Clowney had a stomach virus

  17. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 8:08 PM #

    Yeah, he is killing his draft stock. Well…maybe down from 1 to 5.

    And how can he be tired coming out of halftime?? Ridiculous.

  18. Wulfpack 08/29/2013 at 8:08 PM #

    And it shows.

  19. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 8:12 PM #

    Whew, that made me smile. Like men against boys on that play.

  20. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 8:27 PM #

    SC’s OL vs. Holes’ DL is just sad.

  21. bill.onthebeach 08/29/2013 at 8:36 PM #

    …. cramps plus thunderstorms ==> this game appears to be more or less over for Holes….

  22. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 8:53 PM #

    Stupid weather. I don’t need 25 minutes without meaningful football (before Ole Miss and Vandy kick off).

  23. Wufpacker 08/29/2013 at 9:09 PM #

    What’s up BJD…Utah/UtahSt not speaking to you?

    😀

  24. PackFamily 08/29/2013 at 9:11 PM #

    If they cancel the rest of the game, does the win go to SC or is it some other outcome?

  25. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 9:47 PM #

    Ole Miss might be legitimately good this year.

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