College Football 2013 Kicks Off

Joy of joys, our long national nightmare of watching only baseball and soccer ends tonight. Hopefully with some nice, medium-well Hole Schadenfreude. Yes, teams will be rusty, but there are at least theoretically interesting matchups, headlined by Georgia/Clemson and LSU/TCU. Hell, I’m even geeked to stay up late to watch Ole Miss and Vandy tonight.

Every football fan likes to complain about their team’s schedule. Cry Georgia a river – they open in Death Valley, then host the Clowney show in Week Two. Even if they go 2-for-2, they could easily get screwed in the nonsense BCS scheme’s last year. More below.

In my view, the most interesting theoretical exercise is who Alabama (roll damn Tide!) will beat in January’s BCS funeral. My belief in a just and merciful God requires me to fervently believe that someone, some week will beat Louisville and Ohio State, each of whom play an embarrassing schedule. I would select a 1-loss SEC team or Clemson for the title game over either. But we know that’s not how the absurd system works. So…trust in the just and merciful God to deliver us from those cowards getting rewarded.

One of my work colleagues made the most logical argument I’ve heard yet – Stanford. Under David Shaw, they are focused and relatively error-free every week. That makes total sense, especially since they get Chip Kelly-less Oregon at home this year. But this is more fun – imagine that Clemson and South Carolina each lose to Georgia, narrowly. Georgia loses one other game, but makes it to the SEC title clash on head-to-head. In the likely event that Alabama beats them (this also works if UGA enters the game undefeated, but gets beaten soundly by the Tide)…couldn’t the winner of the Clemson/South Carolina season ender be your #2? It could happen. I would enjoy that.

I also want to give a shout out to our goofy friends at the NCAA, for giving me the best laugh I’ve had all summer. Johnny Manziel is suspended…for one HALF…against RICE. Ooooh, that will teach them a lesson, making TAMU try out their backup QBs running with the 1s in a rout. Totally.

Let’s get the traffic back up and talk some general college football in the comments section. If the games get dull, you can talk about what you did this summer, etc.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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107 Responses to College Football 2013 Kicks Off

  1. redcanine 08/29/2013 at 5:02 PM #

    The closer it gets to game time, the more I want U*NX to get shytkicked.

    Go Pack!

  2. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 5:05 PM #

    I already told the fellas at our annual season kickoff lunch this week…if the Holes win, I’m setting fires everywhere. This state will freaking burn. I simply can’t abide by the thought, even.

  3. TheCOWDOG 08/29/2013 at 5:15 PM #

    Beej…Tuel is their only choice. Well there’s Matt Linehart, but…don’t under estimate the Wazzou rook.

    Yes, we are thin in places, at first blush. I disagree on the talent aspect, however.

    Linebackers are the issue in my book.
    But…when the O begins to really click around week 3, opponents are gonna have to put up some pretty impressive numbers.

  4. DC_wolf 08/29/2013 at 5:15 PM #

    Less than 48 hours to kickoff @ C-F, StateFans. And ’bout an hour until the ‘holes start taking a pounding. It’s good to have football again – even if it’s that crappy ACC variety. I’m hearing the skepticism on here – much of it is warranted – but I have a feeling we’re going to be pleasantly surprised this year (not “Sweet 16”, Gott’s 1st season surprised, but pleasant – that’s my gut talkin’). @ the very least, we’ll all be enjoying a new, uptempo brand of pigskin…

  5. Wulfpack 08/29/2013 at 5:34 PM #

    Buffalo still has a football team? I kid I kid. Won’t be there much longer.

  6. Wolfgarden 08/29/2013 at 5:51 PM #

    WOW did like the “sale with the pilot” times. By the way how many Bills does it take to change a flat tire?
    Just one. Unless of Course its a blow out then it takes the whole team!!! Go Steelers and Go pack

  7. Wufpacker 08/29/2013 at 5:56 PM #

    Is Highstick in Columbia this evening?

    I have to say I’m at least slightly surprised he hasn’t weighed in, as it were.

  8. Wufpacker 08/29/2013 at 6:04 PM #

    Well, that didn’t take too long. Welcome to ’13 Mr. Fedora.

  9. Fastback68 08/29/2013 at 6:04 PM #

    Sweet!!!! TD

  10. Pack78 08/29/2013 at 6:22 PM #

    Big 4th down upcoming for the Cocks…expect them to convert and the holes D will be worn out by late in the 2nd Qtr…

  11. Wulfpack 08/29/2013 at 6:27 PM #

    Cocks are just bigger and stronger.

  12. PackFamily 08/29/2013 at 6:32 PM #

    Renner is definitely afraid of Clowney. He heard footsteps before he even turned on that bootleg.

  13. TheCOWDOG 08/29/2013 at 6:33 PM #

    What are receivers comming to? Do they have any idea that the thumb is the strongest diget on the hand?

    Thumbs in, man…Thumbs in.

    .

  14. Wufpacker 08/29/2013 at 6:37 PM #

    You still talking football there ‘Dog?

  15. Wufpacker 08/29/2013 at 6:38 PM #

    This is going rather nicely thus far.

  16. Pack78 08/29/2013 at 6:39 PM #

    TD Cocks…if this was a prizefight, the cornerman would be getting the white towel ready…

  17. PackFamily 08/29/2013 at 6:40 PM #

    I know it’s against the SEC, but UNC’s pass defense looks as bad as ever.

  18. TheCOWDOG 08/29/2013 at 6:57 PM #

    LOL….

    Only you, Wuf. Ya preevert. 🙂

  19. old13 08/29/2013 at 6:57 PM #

    Well, guess the Holes were right. They are certainly a darkhorse for the NC – – – VERY dark! Teehee-teehee-teehee . . .!

  20. Wulfpack 08/29/2013 at 6:59 PM #

    Big time drive there. Clowney out of shape.

  21. Wufpacker 08/29/2013 at 7:00 PM #

    ‘Dog…I’m certain I don’t know what you mean.

  22. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 7:00 PM #

    As soon as I get home, the shitfuckers score. Aaaggghhhh

  23. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 7:07 PM #

    The Cocks let ’em off the mat. Even a moral victory ruins my day. Booooooo

  24. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 7:08 PM #

    Watching UNLV/Minny now because I’m a jinx for the forces of good, apparently.

  25. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 7:11 PM #

    Plus the incessant fan-boyism from the broadcast booth.

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