College Football 2013 Kicks Off

Joy of joys, our long national nightmare of watching only baseball and soccer ends tonight. Hopefully with some nice, medium-well Hole Schadenfreude. Yes, teams will be rusty, but there are at least theoretically interesting matchups, headlined by Georgia/Clemson and LSU/TCU. Hell, I’m even geeked to stay up late to watch Ole Miss and Vandy tonight.

Every football fan likes to complain about their team’s schedule. Cry Georgia a river – they open in Death Valley, then host the Clowney show in Week Two. Even if they go 2-for-2, they could easily get screwed in the nonsense BCS scheme’s last year. More below.

In my view, the most interesting theoretical exercise is who Alabama (roll damn Tide!) will beat in January’s BCS funeral. My belief in a just and merciful God requires me to fervently believe that someone, some week will beat Louisville and Ohio State, each of whom play an embarrassing schedule. I would select a 1-loss SEC team or Clemson for the title game over either. But we know that’s not how the absurd system works. So…trust in the just and merciful God to deliver us from those cowards getting rewarded.

One of my work colleagues made the most logical argument I’ve heard yet – Stanford. Under David Shaw, they are focused and relatively error-free every week. That makes total sense, especially since they get Chip Kelly-less Oregon at home this year. But this is more fun – imagine that Clemson and South Carolina each lose to Georgia, narrowly. Georgia loses one other game, but makes it to the SEC title clash on head-to-head. In the likely event that Alabama beats them (this also works if UGA enters the game undefeated, but gets beaten soundly by the Tide)…couldn’t the winner of the Clemson/South Carolina season ender be your #2? It could happen. I would enjoy that.

I also want to give a shout out to our goofy friends at the NCAA, for giving me the best laugh I’ve had all summer. Johnny Manziel is suspended…for one HALF…against RICE. Ooooh, that will teach them a lesson, making TAMU try out their backup QBs running with the 1s in a rout. Totally.

Let’s get the traffic back up and talk some general college football in the comments section. If the games get dull, you can talk about what you did this summer, etc.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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107 Responses to College Football 2013 Kicks Off

  1. Wulfpack 08/29/2013 at 8:42 AM #

    Fun start to the season tonight and continues into the weekend. Clowney and Cocks should dominate UNC. Really looking forward to Clemson/UGA. Tigers could have a giant year. I don’t think Bama makes it out of the SEC West this year. And yes, Stanford is an excellent darkhorse to follow. Love watching them play. As for us, I am not expecting much. A bowl season would be a real success, but that is a stretch. It is all about installing the new system and building for the future. Just show me some heart and effort, something I saw too little of last year. Glad to have DD and the new staff. Going to be a fun ride.

  2. Deacon Blues 08/29/2013 at 8:47 AM #

    Hoping for an epic embarrassment of the smurfs tonight and Heisman highlights for Mr Clowney

  3. redcanine 08/29/2013 at 9:36 AM #

    Who’s helmet would you rather see knocked off tonight: Bryn Rennerd or AJ Blue?

  4. Wufpacker 08/29/2013 at 9:48 AM #

    While I’m sure that in this day and age he would get flagged for it, especially considering the opponent…I would quite enjoy seeing Mr. Clowney unabated to Mr. Renner.

  5. Fastback68 08/29/2013 at 9:51 AM #

    I’d rather see some broken bones. Just kidding of course, I don’t want UNX to have any excuses when we beat them fair and square. Please USC,don’t give up any 4th quarter garbage points. I am tired of the observer describing courageous, epic comebacks by unc that just came up a wee bit short. More than happy with DD and staff. Go Pack!!!

  6. packalum44 08/29/2013 at 9:58 AM #

    I’m surprised at all the low expectations. We have the easiest schedule in BCS. 3 of 4 away games are BC, Wake and Duke….we will be favored in ALL of them. FL State would beat us at home anyway.

    How can we not win 6 games? If DD is any good we make a bowl without too much trouble. We are 2 touchdown favorites against LA Tech. I’d be willing to bet $$ if anyone feels conviction.

  7. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 10:10 AM #

    I would bet heavily that we don’t cover. Which probably means we will. I’m awful at sports gambling.

    We have no shot against Clemson or FSU. Every other game is some variety of a toss-up, with a 30-60% chance to win. Split those, and we go 5-7. That would be a solid coaching job, IMHO.

    I want to see AJ Blue try to chip Clowney and the ensuing hilarity.

  8. FunPack 08/29/2013 at 10:50 AM #

    I don’t know who AJ Blue is, but that definitely sounds like a porn name.

  9. Greywolf 08/29/2013 at 11:30 AM #

    It may be “all about installing the new system and building for the future” for some of us but I seriously doubt that for our players, especially our seniors. Anybody think that Branden Mitchell left Arkansas to come here for his senior year to install the new system and build for the future? Do you really think DD is playing a GS SR to build for the future? If he were we would be seeing Sherriefs(sp) and Taylor at QB.

  10. Deacon Blues 08/29/2013 at 11:45 AM #

    ^Exactly. And put me in the bowling camp too. Outside of two games we have a very weak and favorable schedule.

  11. Wolfgarden 08/29/2013 at 12:38 PM #

    Well I am in for the orange county u loss. I think we beat Clemson…yes I do. I know I may be on cloud nine with this but we have busted hem before. I worry about Duke and Wake….but with DD perhaps we will stay up for those games…Bowling perhaps….could and it would be a banner year for the squad. But I enjoyed the comment “play with heart” always good for me.

  12. Wulfpack 08/29/2013 at 12:49 PM #

    Outside of CMU I do not see any “easy” wins on the schedule, for a team that is rebuilding, installing a new system offensively, and with serious question marks at the most important position on the field. We never win at Wake. There is a sure loss at FSU. Clemson is going to be very tough to stop, we all know that. UNC should be stronger than us, at least on paper. 5-7 or 6-6 is where I see us.

    In the end though I just want to be excited about the future, and I am certain that DD and company will provide that for us. He is by all accounts an excellent coach.

  13. tjfoose1 08/29/2013 at 1:28 PM #

    Money talks. If TAMU is still in the Big 12, they get hammered.

  14. redcanine 08/29/2013 at 1:33 PM #

    I think we’ll win the first one, maybe the first two. By then, who knows? Taj could get injured and Sammy Watkins could be suspended again. Ahhh, forget it.

  15. tjfoose1 08/29/2013 at 1:40 PM #

    “I’m surprised at all the low expectations.”

    I don’t think anyone really has “low” expectations, but “expectations” is the key word.

    I think most are expecting anywhere between 5-7 wins. Anything higher would be a bonus, anything lower would be flags of potential serious issues.

    That doesn’t mean that we would be surprised with more than 7 wins. An objective assessment of roster and circumstance doesn’t preclude achievements on the field that outperform projections on paper. Rarely does a team exactly match expectations.

  16. tjfoose1 08/29/2013 at 1:57 PM #

    “… but I seriously doubt that for our players, especially our seniors. Anybody think that Branden Mitchell left Arkansas to come here for his senior year to install the new system and build for the future? ”

    Is that a serious question? C’mon Grey. Or is this nitpick Thursday and I missed the memo?

    I don’t see where Wuf’ included an “only” in his statement. It’s not an either/or situation.

    Any player or coach who takes a fans approach to an upcoming season, and applies expectations based only on paper projections and objective analysis will not be a player or coach for long.

    If such were the case, there would never be upsets. Sport outcomes would be chalk.

    But is every fair and objective analysis supposed to be projected from the perspective of the dedication, effort, emotion, goals, and dreams of the perfectly motivated football PLAYER?

    Of course every player and coach should be focused on the now and today, while preparing for the next rep, the next practice, the next game. In DD’s case, this seems to be his basic philosophy, “win the day”.

    Here, let me rephrase your question:

    Anybody think there is a player on the roster, or a coach on the staff who is NOT working to install the new system and build for the future?

  17. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 2:51 PM #

    The most important aspect of DD’s job is to build the program. He shouldn’t be over-praised for getting extra wins out of a flawed roster (Sendek was great at that, but that skill does not necessarily translate to program building), nor criticized for getting fewer wins.

    Wins are gravy, this year and next. Just enjoy the ride, and what happens, happens. I do think 7-5 is close to the absolute ceiling, and that only happens if we have a very lucky year, injury-wise.

  18. Fastback68 08/29/2013 at 3:35 PM #

    Jesus, ESPN game day is really mocking the ACC with regards to their inability to compete with SEC. I guess I can’t fault them. Seems to be over the top, though. Why alienate a decent portion of your viewership. Sometimes i miss my youth and the “sail with the pilot” ACC. Anyway, i hope clowney eats well tonight.

  19. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 3:59 PM #

    NOBODY can compete with the SEC. Though I guess geographical proximity makes that news for some reason.

    Special link for THE cowdog:

    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-buffalo-bills-1221055397

  20. PackFamily 08/29/2013 at 4:27 PM #

    Beej: As a Bills fan (well, i grew up one. The Pack has taken over), that one hurts a little. I can name 10 other worse players for the Bills than that list has. Buffalo needs fresh blood at the top in the worst way.

    As for the criticism of the ACC, it may be warranted, but the stock is a ‘buy’ right now. I am going to pivot towards cheering for the conference overall and not get caught up in taking down our rivals and fellow conference members. It may be tough and i may be singing a different tune come conference play. But a rising tide will raise all (most) ships and our conference needs someone to carry it. I nominate NC State

  21. NCSU88 08/29/2013 at 4:33 PM #

    Looking forward to some football tonight, but it is date night with the wife. Kid is away, empty house….. Anyway, she’ll be snoring by 10, so maybe catch a late game. Btw, I think the forum is almost dead. Quite a bit of spam on it now.

  22. TheCOWDOG 08/29/2013 at 4:45 PM #

    ^
    “Why Your Team Sucks” is my favorite Deadspin feature. That boy is hot! Left me gasping for breath, and Ace Bandage for the ribs…like the Bills players.

    Look guys, the new system is already learned. That’s a moot issue. It’s all about execution from this Saturday on. I still don’t understand why folks make such a big deal out of “new system.”

    I had to learn Read Option, Twin Veer in less than 4 weeks, and I was a football dumby.
    Just on pure football juice provided by these new guys, there is no way they lose more than 4. No way. No way…same as Buffalo.

  23. BJD95 08/29/2013 at 4:50 PM #

    It’s not the “new system” factor as much as it’s “we’re just not very talented and are definitely paper thin.”

    I thank the Bills for starting Jeff Tuel so I know how to make my Survivor/Loser pools for Week 1 (always the trickiest week).

  24. MISTA WOLF 08/29/2013 at 4:53 PM #

    Unfortunately I think The Holes have a shot tonight. Clowney is a F’n monster but besides that their relatively unknown. Their QB situation sucks as usual which causes the ole ball coach to have a brain aneurysm on the sidelines.

  25. Fastback68 08/29/2013 at 4:58 PM #

    Thanks for the Bills clip. The Jaws reference was worth it. My wife was born in Buffalo. I need to get a concealed weapons permit before I go back to the Anchor Bar. Excellent work as usual.

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