Final Four/Scary Wheat Appreciation Thread

The first weekend of the dance was excellent (apart from a certain unnamed team’s flameout/bedshitting session that we, in retrospect, should have expected). However, the second weekend contained mostly uncompetitive and/or sloppy action. As well as the elimination of our beloved Coach Andy (ok, Coach Andy’s wife) and his scrappy Credit Union warriors.

But we are not meme-less, as Gregg Marshall, his Pat Riley hair, and the scary animatronic wheat/nightmare fuel of a mascot live on. A 9 seed that will earn me a pay-out in a small pool (where I got no Final Four teams right, but accurately picked Syracuse and Wichita State to make the Elite Eight) with a victory today. It’s best team (Louisville) vs. best story (Scary Wheat) in the opener, and classic offense (Michigan) vs. defense (Syracuse – I suspect the Hoosiers still see that smothering zone in their sleep) in the nightcap.

Fun and merriment certainly await in the comments.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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75 Responses to Final Four/Scary Wheat Appreciation Thread

  1. highstick 04/06/2013 at 4:48 PM #

    Hey, so I’m not the only one that thinks Gregg’s hair mimics Pat Riley? LOL!

    I thought that was probably the “deal killer” when he interviewed at NCSU!

  2. Pack78 04/06/2013 at 5:34 PM #

    ‘stick-loved it when Frank Layden pulled out a comb when his Jazz played Riley’s Lakers-crowd went wild…

    Also-The Hessian is reffing…

  3. FunPack 04/06/2013 at 6:21 PM #

    Brother went to Louisville… so can’t pull against them. But must confess I’d love it if the Shockers won it all. Would be a great story.

    And if the Wheat Toppers are a big story, surely there’s a beer meme out there somewhere waiting to happen?

    Anybody but Michigan or Syracuse!

  4. bill.onthebeach 04/06/2013 at 6:31 PM #

    OK…. doesn’t matter much to me….

    neither do ‘hair jokes’……
    butt if you are going to make bball coach related hair jokes….

    then some mention must be made of how CoachRat’s coiff has not changed in thirty years…

    only his hair stylist knows why…
    ———————–

    What I really want to know is are “WE” claiming the ‘Ville and ‘Cuse … and if so are ‘WE’ looking for an all ACC final game Monday night ??

  5. Texpack 04/06/2013 at 7:07 PM #

    Nice half by the Shockers. Their guards are holding up well so far.

  6. highstick 04/06/2013 at 7:14 PM #

    I started screaming at the TV(and my wife has been bitchin’), the minute I heard Karl “the Hessian’s” name! I said it doesn’t matter who is playing, this guy is gonna be cheatin’ and bettin’ on the game”!

    Bunch of “ticky tack” crap in the first half called on both teams!!!

    I would have “no dog” in this game if it wasn’t for the Marshall/Winthrop/Rock Hill situation. If he wins tonight, I get to harass the Winthrop AD tomorrow morning…

    Actually, Louisville is my final bracket pick to the Final Four…I hope I lose!!

  7. BJD95 04/06/2013 at 7:14 PM #

    Very close at the half. Scary Wheat is ready to make a decisive run, I hope.

  8. BJD95 04/06/2013 at 7:36 PM #

    Woohoo!!!!!!

  9. Texpack 04/06/2013 at 7:39 PM #

    Louisville isn’t even trying to run off of made baskets. I’m really surprised to see them continuously walk the ball up the floor. They are playing into the Shockers hands.

  10. BJD95 04/06/2013 at 7:44 PM #

    I think Crazy Wheat just gets in your head. That happened to Gonzaga late, for sure.

  11. Wufpacker 04/06/2013 at 7:45 PM #

    Wow, had some errands to do and figured the first half of this game was the best bet to miss since of course the ‘Ville would roll.

    And I come home to this. Holy crap man, go Scary Wheat!

    And yeah, I have Louisville winning it all, but can’t help but pull for Wichita.

  12. BJD95 04/06/2013 at 7:52 PM #

    Ruh roh, here come the Cards. And tOSU’s pressure bothered the shit out of Crazy Wheat. Still waayyyy too much time to play in this one.

    Good game, regardless.

  13. Texpack 04/06/2013 at 8:11 PM #

    Missed FTs let Louisville back in it.

  14. BJD95 04/06/2013 at 8:13 PM #

    Hand it to Louisville…that’s one worthy-ass champion we are seeing.

  15. Texpack 04/06/2013 at 8:19 PM #

    Give me 5 players like Baker and I could get to the Sweet 16.

  16. BJD95 04/06/2013 at 8:24 PM #

    That was a crucial basket. Made them pay for defensive overplay.

  17. BJD95 04/06/2013 at 8:26 PM #

    And there’s your kill shot. Mighty fine effort all tourney, Scary Wheat. But Pitino shall not be denied.

  18. packalum44 04/06/2013 at 8:28 PM #

    The team with more talent will win. Order is restored.

  19. Wufpacker 04/06/2013 at 8:33 PM #

    Win or lose I gotta give Wichita major kudos. Didn’t think they had it in them to hang in with Louisville.

  20. phillypacker 04/06/2013 at 8:39 PM #

    Shcokers just got screwed on that jump ball call. That whistle was was too quick. Could have been a foul the other way very easily.

  21. highstick 04/06/2013 at 8:41 PM #

    Philly, we agree on that one!! No matter who wins, the Final 4 is tainted because Hess was on the floor impacting the results…

    Now, the results are meaningless except that one light blue bunch of cheating SOB’s won’t be there!!! Fantastic~

  22. TheAliasTroll 04/06/2013 at 8:49 PM #

    That was a great 1st game between two very good teams. Unreal that the Shockers went ~26 minutes playing against that Lewisville D without a turnover.

    Much respect for the Shockers.

    Time to cheer on the Wolverines because Syracuse fans are cVnts.

  23. TheAliasTroll 04/06/2013 at 8:57 PM #

    Wonder if Floyd has a cool million on the game coming up.

  24. john of sparta 04/06/2013 at 9:09 PM #

    you can have anything you want
    at Rick Pitino’s restaurant.

  25. BJD95 04/06/2013 at 9:13 PM #

    Even worse was before the last media timeout, when Hess blew the whistle after Scary Wheat corralled a loose ball…and looked around for somebody to tell him why he blew it. Came up with a BS “double foul” which meant Louisville had the possession arrow at the end.

    ACC ref incompetence for the whole world to see. So bad that Kellogg and Nantz – who never criticize anything – couldn’t keep quiet.

    I don’t know who Karl Hess has goat-blowing pics of to keep getting plum assignments. He’s beyond f-cking terrible. The worst.

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