Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread

The last pessimistic game thread title I penned was before the FSU game last fall. So if by some miracle we win…you’re welcome.

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457 Responses to Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread

  1. PackerInRussia 02/07/2013 at 9:50 PM #

    Wow, only 10 points in the paint for Duke. They’re nailing the outside shot.

  2. Khan 02/07/2013 at 9:51 PM #

    And another 3 point shooter foul.

  3. Pack1998 02/07/2013 at 9:51 PM #

    10.5 spread – come on Pack

    WTF on that foul on curry – why call that!

  4. Wufpacker 02/07/2013 at 9:51 PM #

    TJ Warren sinks a FT, that’s gotta be a good omen.

    The comeback is on!!!

  5. TheCOWDOG 02/07/2013 at 9:52 PM #

    K talkin to the refs after that one.

  6. WeAreCured 02/07/2013 at 9:52 PM #

    Warren is going to foul out. He is a terrible defender and has no choice but to foul as guys blow by him.

  7. Wulfpack 02/07/2013 at 9:52 PM #

    We are a terrible defensive team. Duke is getting whatever they want, whenever they want it. Could put 100+ on us.

  8. vtpackfan 02/07/2013 at 9:53 PM #

    Howell in Dukes huddle again telling them to stop being sorority sisters.

  9. Pack1998 02/07/2013 at 9:54 PM #

    I’d love to see Tyler Lewis talk some smack to Quin Cook. Cook looks like a nerd.

  10. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 9:54 PM #

    They’re starting to get into a little foul trouble …

  11. WeAreCured 02/07/2013 at 9:54 PM #

    Oh, CJ… Why do you think you are a solid dribbler?

  12. TheAliasTroll 02/07/2013 at 9:55 PM #

    “Leslie just dribbled it right out of bounds”

    CJ the Turnover Machine.

  13. TheCOWDOG 02/07/2013 at 9:55 PM #

    The free throw disparity is crooked as hell.

    Wish Gott would get Td up

  14. packbackr04 02/07/2013 at 9:55 PM #

    Mason walked !!,!,!

  15. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 9:55 PM #

    We have to start doubling Plumlee and taking our chances

  16. WeAreCured 02/07/2013 at 9:55 PM #

    You want Tyler Lewis to tell Cook he looks like a nerd, Pack1998?!?!?! lol

  17. PackerInRussia 02/07/2013 at 9:56 PM #

    So, tell me about the fouls (since I can’t watch it on TV). They’ve got 27 shots; we have 9. Are we not playing as aggressively or something.

  18. Pack1998 02/07/2013 at 9:56 PM #

    Notice – anytime we cut it to 14 / 12 points – the refs will call a touch foul (curry 3 point shots, plumlee, etc)

  19. Wulfpack 02/07/2013 at 9:57 PM #

    No, we are playing absolutely no defense.

  20. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 9:57 PM #

    I’d rather die by the three and get the ball out of Plumlee’s hands … Start doubling him, please!

  21. freshmanin83 02/07/2013 at 9:57 PM #

    When you get a big fish on the line just reel them in slow. : )

  22. TheAliasTroll 02/07/2013 at 9:57 PM #

    We’re taking it right in the bee hind.

  23. WeAreCured 02/07/2013 at 9:57 PM #

    We are playing poor, slow defense PackerinRussia, which forces us to foul as guys blow by us. Warren and Leslie haven’t been able to do a thing against Plumlee and whoever Warren is guarding at any given moment, so they foul.

  24. Khan 02/07/2013 at 9:58 PM #

    “The free throw disparity is crooked as hell.”

    That’s because we keep hitting them when they’re taking shots.

  25. choppack1 02/07/2013 at 9:59 PM #

    That is why I say pull the team….it starts a national conversation. We won’t win this game.

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