Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread

Big Four Rivals Coaches457

The last pessimistic game thread title I penned was before the FSU game last fall. So if by some miracle we win…you’re welcome.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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457 Responses to Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread

  1. inhoc... 02/07/2013 at 8:56 PM #

    Truly good teams are capable of having games like Duke is having right now. We have never played a game like where literally everything goes right. If you wonder why we live in the shadow of the blues, it’s because duke and unc don’t get embarrassed like this

  2. PackerInRussia 02/07/2013 at 8:56 PM #

    I suppose I should be grateful that there’s no feed to watch this game. Gametracker is depressing enough. Oh well, at least I’m up plenty early to start the day.

  3. Wufpacker 02/07/2013 at 8:58 PM #

    We’re seriously going to blame officiating for this?

  4. PackerInRussia 02/07/2013 at 8:58 PM #

    Wow, any State make is followed by a Duke make of at least 2. Lewis may have that big game. Problem is, he may be the only one to score any points.

  5. TLeo 02/07/2013 at 8:59 PM #

    Just bench everybody but Lewis……everyone else is just F^g around out there.

  6. BJD95 02/07/2013 at 8:59 PM #

    I flipped at the commercial and forgot to flip back. No magic mojo there.

    Yes, my gallows humor is sorely lacking tonight. Oh well, you get what you pay for, f-ckers!! 😀

  7. primacyone 02/07/2013 at 8:59 PM #

    Woo gas no clue on the defensive end. Either that or he doesn’t care.

  8. vtpackfan 02/07/2013 at 9:00 PM #

    Lewis is so freakin ice in the veins

  9. primacyone 02/07/2013 at 9:00 PM #

    Tyler Lewis is the MacDaddy.

  10. primacyone 02/07/2013 at 9:01 PM #

    No D in Warren either.

  11. BJD95 02/07/2013 at 9:01 PM #

    Woo’s haircut would be intimidating if he didn’t look like he was 12 years old other than his height.

    Who the shit is this Murphy cat? Seriously never heard of him.

    I am totally not making it to the second half.

  12. bill.onthebeach 02/07/2013 at 9:02 PM #

    Dook shooting 70% from the field so far…

    .need to know anything else ??

  13. Khan 02/07/2013 at 9:03 PM #

    We are going to lose by 40.

  14. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 9:03 PM #

    Resigned to defeat before we walked in. Why show up?

  15. Texpack 02/07/2013 at 9:03 PM #

    Shameful. They run til they all puke if they’re playing for me.

    I’m done

  16. Gene 02/07/2013 at 9:03 PM #

    “it’s because duke and unc don’t get embarrassed like this”

    Duke lost by 33 pts to Miami…

  17. Wufpacker 02/07/2013 at 9:03 PM #

    The good news is that we haven’t turned the ball over at all yet.

    Hey, I’m trying to be an optimist here.

  18. BJD95 02/07/2013 at 9:04 PM #

    Well, look on the bright side. We won’t be over-confident heading into LJ.

  19. primacyone 02/07/2013 at 9:05 PM #

    F..K

    Good thing I’m not our coach. We are not getting beat, we have no effort.

  20. Gene 02/07/2013 at 9:05 PM #

    Anyway, there’s no reason of the players to be this lost on defense.

    What were they doing in practice all week?

  21. Wufpacker 02/07/2013 at 9:05 PM #

    Based on their visit to Charlottesville, neither will the tiggers.

  22. ILPackfan 02/07/2013 at 9:05 PM #

    I know it’s Dook, and they can make just about anyone look bad on any given night. But this is the worst team defense I’ve seen the Pack play this year.

  23. BJD95 02/07/2013 at 9:05 PM #

    The final margin in Coral Gables was only 29, because K had his starters press Miami’s walkons. I shit thee not.

  24. TLeo 02/07/2013 at 9:06 PM #

    Seriously, with the talent this team has there is no excuse to be this damn bad so often. Two more losses coming up at Clemson and the Cheats place.

  25. Khan 02/07/2013 at 9:07 PM #

    We must be tired again.

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