Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread

Big Four Rivals Coaches457

The last pessimistic game thread title I penned was before the FSU game last fall. So if by some miracle we win…you’re welcome.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

Big Four Rivals Coaches

457 Responses to Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread

  1. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 8:48 PM #

    Holy sh*t … We can’t make ANY shot

  2. primacyone 02/07/2013 at 8:49 PM #

    And on cue, announcers say the same as me.

  3. Rick 02/07/2013 at 8:49 PM #

    duke on pace for 150 points

  4. TheAliasTroll 02/07/2013 at 8:50 PM #

    Duke playing in Cameron is a better team than us, hands down, no questions asked.

    CJ Leslie has really become a turnover machine lately. Traveling all over the place, dribbling WAY too much, poor passes, and making really bad basketball plays. I’ll say this though, his rebounding seems to have improved.

  5. BJD95 02/07/2013 at 8:50 PM #

    We can’t even scare Duke with the dreaded “three honky” alignment, because they see that every day in practice.

  6. Wufpacker 02/07/2013 at 8:51 PM #

    Is there a halftime mercy rule if we don’t score at least 10 by the break?

  7. inhoc... 02/07/2013 at 8:51 PM #

    Goddamn refs are going to screw us again!!!!

  8. Texpack 02/07/2013 at 8:52 PM #

    No excuse for this kind of performance

  9. primacyone 02/07/2013 at 8:52 PM #

    It is literally 1 versus 5. Tyler Lewis being the 1. That goes double on the defensive end.

  10. inhoc... 02/07/2013 at 8:52 PM #

    Warm up the bus, leave at half time. Save face.

  11. eas 02/07/2013 at 8:52 PM #

    Sit CJ on the dang bench!

  12. graywolf 02/07/2013 at 8:53 PM #

    I’m not sure I want to waste any more time watching this…

  13. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 8:53 PM #

    This is a joke … Wow.

    I don’t understand how our experienced guys can look so sh*tty while Lewis is the only one who looks like he’s going to display toughness. WTF.

    I was hoping for some small positives, but oh well.

    I’m tired of writing off games, but add another to the list.

  14. kjedward 02/07/2013 at 8:54 PM #

    Put in Vandy

  15. gashousepack 02/07/2013 at 8:55 PM #

    They didn’t show up, why should I?

  16. TLeo 02/07/2013 at 8:55 PM #

    I knew I should have gone to the liquor store this afternoon. This is too pitiful to go through without drinking.

  17. BJD95 02/07/2013 at 8:55 PM #

    I am excited that it looks like I can go to bed soon.

    Serious question – when is the last time somebody scored 60 in the first half of an ACC game?

  18. highstick 02/07/2013 at 8:55 PM #

    “We will win.” WAC, you smoking wacky weed in Five Points?

    We will not even come close in the game I’ve watched so far!

  19. packplantpath 02/07/2013 at 8:55 PM #

    Bjd, your humor is going to have to get better to keep people here until the half.

  20. graywolf 02/07/2013 at 8:55 PM #

    If we do this at Little John season’s over………

  21. Texpack 02/07/2013 at 8:55 PM #

    Our experienced guys look shi**y because Wood is too slow to guard anybody, Howell is too dumb to stay out of foul trouble and CJ has started his audition for the NBA scouts over the last three weeks.

  22. ldr of the pk 75 02/07/2013 at 8:56 PM #

    Big time recruits, welcome to big time basketball, you’re not yet ready for prime time.

    Has to be the nations most underachieving team of the year based on recruiting and projection.

    Gotta work the problems out.

  23. vtpackfan 02/07/2013 at 8:56 PM #

    Mistake playin any Zone vs Duke. CJ really needs to sit and take some time to regroup. Put in JV for a few minutes here and see if we can’t whittle down a little.

  24. PackFamily 02/07/2013 at 8:56 PM #

    Concerned the other guys are hanging their heads with Zo out, which is inexcusable. Calvin turning back to CJ.

  25. eas 02/07/2013 at 8:56 PM #

    Lewis is all we got right now. I am so tired of watching out of control Calvin!

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