Can I get an “amen, hallelujah” brothers and sisters? I know I have been disinterested, out of town, and/or lazy for the first three weeks of the season. Which is probably for the best.
But tonight, the live blog…she is back. Will the Pack lose 52-49 in a thrilling shootout? Or 63-14 in a…less interesting manner? Will random fans from the visitors’ section be asked to play DL or LB tonight?
Only the Good Lord above knows, and he ain’t talkin’ (word is He prefers the NFL anyway). So let’s find out together. See ya after the sun goes down.
End of Q1 – Time for some old school liveblogging. An epic embarrassment of a first 15. And it will get worse before it gets better. This may be the worst non-Amato team I’ve ever seen wear the red and white. And the Bearcat fans have to be worn out from all the banging together of those inflatable dildoes.
9:01 – I just can’t keep up with “Cover It Live” – like the Wolfpack defense couldn’t keep up with a drunk tortoise. I feelbad for all you poor fuckers who have season tickets. This is beyond brutal. 21-0, and it can and will get worse.
9:16 – It’s hard to imagine how we could possibly play any worse. A minor miracle it’s not 42-0. Fumble, ball back to Cincy. Holy shitsnacks.
