Top ten reasons UNC’s NOA was not released Friday

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10.  Not enough Sharpies in Chapel Hill to do all the necessary redacting.

9.  It decided to spend the weekend at a lesbian festival in Miami.

8.  Tutors home for the summer.  Nobody left in football program who can read.

7.  It got mixed in with the parking tickets.

6.  Butch does not know where the fax machine is.

5.  It got tied up and assaulted by two fat hookers.

4.  Original “Friday” report originated from Kenan Stadium’s “Official Crowd Size Guesser” — estimate off by over 10,000 days.

3.  Baddour fed it to Ramses.

2.  There was a “glitch” in the letter’s sign-out sheet system.

1.  Everyone was at Greg Little’s party.

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40 Responses to Top ten reasons UNC’s NOA was not released Friday

  1. Sakaspack 06/11/2011 at 12:30 PM #

    One of the players picked up the NOA, thought it was the term paper promised by the tudor on Old Testament shipbuilders

  2. highstick 06/11/2011 at 12:31 PM #

    I still don’t know why any NC State football player would be afraid of playing the Tarholes based on Number 5!

    I think of that frequently! Big bad UNC football players! But, they must be training the women at Clempson to take care of themselves. The recent one “fought back” and “cut the player”!

  3. TruthBKnown Returns 06/11/2011 at 12:57 PM #

    Am I missing something? Did the Holes receive their NOA? Last I heard, that had the NOI, and the NOA was still pending.

    As far as the top-10 list, I loved #4 and #5. I had forgotten about that #5 event, and #4 was too good. The best part is, they have become a tremendous JOKE, and many don’t even realize it. Or maybe they’re still in denial, which wouldn’t surprise me. They’ve been in denial about this investigation since day one.

  4. mafpack 06/11/2011 at 1:49 PM #

    Truth – I noticed you keep asking this same question here and on the forums… I guess everyone just figured you’d have found your answer by now as its been mentioned all over the place as the date for the NOA. Link below 🙂

    http://www.wralsportsfan.com/unc/story/9688443/

    “North Carolina is set to receive a notice of allegations from the NCAA this coming week in reference to their ongoing investigation into the football program.

    Barnes said June 10th is the latest date that UNC had received from the NCAA, so to expect something on or around that date.”

    http://www.wralsportsfan.com/unc/story/9683973/

    “The NCAA has told UNC officials to expect to receive a notice of allegations on or around June 10 stemming from its investigation into improper benefits and academic misconduct first reported by Inside Carolina last summer.”

  5. packalum44 06/11/2011 at 3:12 PM #

    “The Constitution is an old wooden ship…”was the single sentence response Thorpe/Holden/Butch gave to the media for not having received the NOA.

    Crack staff at the N&O have yet to confirm the validity of UNC’s official statement.

  6. Wolfy__79 06/11/2011 at 3:25 PM #

    they probably have it.. and can’t get over the initial “oh s%%t, reaction

  7. TruthBKnown Returns 06/11/2011 at 3:54 PM #

    Thanks mafpack. I did see that article when it first came out, but I didn’t pay much attention to the June 10th part. Plus, that’s from Greg Barnes anyway. Today I see people talking about June 10th and wondered if I had missed something. 🙂

  8. TruthBKnown Returns 06/11/2011 at 3:56 PM #

    they probably have it.. and can’t get over the initial “oh s%%t, reaction

    Probably working on how they plan to spin it. Or oppose it. Their lawyers are probably working on a legal “stay” to keep it from taking effect.

  9. lush 06/11/2011 at 5:49 PM #

    @packalum44

    I’d be suprised if the university was concerned about the lack of an old wooden ship.

  10. duggie 06/11/2011 at 7:35 PM #

    The NOA was delivered by The Carolina Way!

  11. State Fan 06/11/2011 at 7:52 PM #

    It’s going to be released in a tweet.

  12. WolftownVA81 06/11/2011 at 11:40 PM #

    ^ By Congressman Weiner?

  13. rtpack24 06/12/2011 at 11:46 AM #

    Did anyone attend Greg Little’s draft party that had a camera? Might be some material for the NCAA, especially if the present players that attended were photo’d in their cars and suvs.

  14. choppack1 06/12/2011 at 5:28 PM #

    Thread on packpride that states that UNC-Ch has rec’d LOA.

  15. bradleyb123 06/13/2011 at 11:04 PM #

    I’ve seen it posted in a few different places that PP is saying UNX received their NOA. But nothing more. So what does this mean, exactly? If UNX really did get their NOA, I can’t imagine they liked what was in it. If the NCAA went easy on them, I’m sure we’d have heard about it already.

    And if they really did receive it, how long can we expect them to sit on it before releasing it? Do they even have to release it? Would we have to wait for them to release ALL those documents due to that lawsuit?

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