March Madness

While you get ready for today’s basketball action, here something for you to consider:

A Little March Madness Can Be Good For The Workplace

Along with all of this media coverage, come all of the reports of how much March Madness will cost the economy in terms of lost productivity. Distracted by office pools, tournament brackets, and the fact that all of the games will be streamed for free over the internet this year, workers everywhere are called by the siren song of the NCAA tournament. Previous studies have estimated that the tournament will cost anywhere from $1 to $4 billion in lost productivity.

So, is this something that businesses should worry about though? Not really.

First of all, the math and assumptions used to calculate such losses are rather ridiculous and full of holes. A similar study back in 2006 tried to claim that “workplace interruptions,” like phone calls, cost the US $588 billion a year. Sure, you may spend 2 minutes doing something that is not exactly in your job description, but to automatically assume that the time is forever lost and somehow cumulative is completely bogus. If you’re measuring productivity in terms of hours, instead of actual work outputted, then perhaps you’re measuring the wrong thing.

Secondly, March Madness is a good opportunity to “embrace the annual ritual as a way to boost morale.” This is the advice of John A. Challenger, CEO of the very firm that conducts the lost productivity study each year (interestingly, the firm chose not to do the study this year).

That’s a pretty interesting and refreshing viewpoint, and one I think far more accurate than the numbers and scenarios that a lot of folks pull out of their rear-ends when they write their annual doom and gloom press releases.  My favorite is this one:

March Madness Can Create Gambling Problems

Many people choose to watch the NCAA tournament at work over the Internet. This clearly has a negative impact on workplace productivity. As a result, some companies have developed policies against gambling to deal with the growing problem.

For most people, March Madness is a fun time. It does not become problematic. For a small percentage, it can initiate or accelerate a growing gambling problem. Symptoms include lies to loved ones, betting more than you planned, and a solitary focus on the bet.

I like it because of its unintentional comedic effect.  Dropping ten dollars into an office pool may cause some folks to a life of being a depraved gambler.  I don’t buy that, not for a second.  While it is tragic the damage that some gambling addicts bring upon themselves and their loved ones, I doubt that very many at all got their start filling out an NCAA bracket.

This one thing is for sure: junk stats and clever PR ploys based on slightly tangential events will never die. And people will undoubtedly never take them seriously, no matter how well meaning they are.

And by the way: if you have a radio in your office but no television, the games will be on 99.9FM.  Enjoy.

Sports Junkies

8 Responses to March Madness

  1. Wolf-n-Atl 03/26/2009 at 7:40 AM #

    So office pools are the gateway to serious gambling. LOL

    If you really want to see lost of productivity, chart how many hours are lost to employees that smoke. Multiply that if they are in an office building where smoking is only allowed outside on the first floor.

  2. Noah 03/26/2009 at 7:50 AM #

    I know people who have gambling problems. Take away office pools…they’ll still have gambling problems. Take away organized sports, they’ll still have gambling problems. Take away unorganized sports and guess what they’ll still have?

    This is like the suggestion that if you don’t allow bars and don’t allow grocery stores to sell beer on Sunday mornings, everyone will go to church and there won’t be any alcoholics.

  3. BillyTheKid 03/26/2009 at 8:05 AM #

    I agree totally with ya Wolf-n-Atl, if I can’t smoke Weed at work other people shouldn’t be allowed to smoke tobacco.

  4. Noah 03/26/2009 at 8:26 AM #

    So…how do you like working at “High Times?”

  5. BillyTheKid 03/26/2009 at 8:28 AM #

    I wish, like I said Noah I can’t smoke weed at work.

  6. ldr of the pk 75 03/26/2009 at 8:39 AM #

    Are you kidding me? people gamble, smoke and drink?

    By the way, the 4 women standing in the cube just in front of me have been shooting the breeze for the last 20 minutes. I didn’t see any smokes, booze, or tip sheets, but I have found a new place to get my hair and nails done. That’s great except I have no hair and my nails are, well, just there, I’m a guy.

    Oh, and me? This blogging is like work. I’m functionally illiterate on the computer.

  7. Mike 03/26/2009 at 9:07 AM #

    Actually, NCAA games and the pools help the workplace and increase productivity. Why? They bring together departments that might not normally get together and increase the camraderie. They games also allow some relaxation and stress relief from the course of the day, to be able to talk about your team and your picks. This helps relax the mind so you can better focus on your task at work.

    Of course, with anything, you cna go overboard, but most experts will tell you a few minutes break here and there actually helps. So there, take that you and your study.

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