Major Tom vs. Visor Boy – Live Blogging (Final Score – 34-0)

A great rivalry is renewed tonight, for all the nation to see in glorious high definition. That said, you are about to witness a major challenge – Tom O’Brien is bringing a knife to a gunfight (thank God he’s a Marine). But we’ll be watching and hoping anyway. Set your baseline appropriately – as long as we get everyone back to Raleigh alive and in one piece, that’s a positive after the week we’ve had.

Depressing fact for the day – South Carolina placed more players on The Sporting News’ pre-season all-SEC first team (4). That’s four more than NC State before everybody got hurt.

My personal prediction is South Carolina 31, NC State 7. And I believe that’s fairly optimistic. See you at 8:00 sharp!

8:17 – offensive offense so far. D looks good, though.

8:36 – Spurrier’s ego and the Pack’s defense keep the game scoreless. There’s no rational reason for SC to pass.

8:40 – If Wilson is playing QB, that would have been a State touchdown. Damn it.

8:48 – Our defense spending way too much time on the field. On the plus side, we just ripped a guy’s helmet off with a hit. Nice.

8:53 – Beecher may be the worst QB I’ve ever seen. Wilson back under center, thank God.

8:56 – Don’t get hurt, Andre.

8:58 – Oh God, Underwood misses handoff and Wilson gets crushed. He’s not moving.

9:01 – I think this is the end of the liveblog. I can’t believe this is happening. Everyone pray with all your heart and soul. Our living room is in tears.

Halftime – South Carolina 3, NC State 0. I’ll update when someone scores, in case anyone is relying on updates.

9 yard TD drive after gruesome Evans pick. 10-0 USC.

I’m going to shift to tape delay now. My apologies, but my heart’s just not in it.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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259 Responses to Major Tom vs. Visor Boy – Live Blogging (Final Score – 34-0)

  1. GAWolf 08/28/2008 at 9:16 PM #

    Two touchdown game. We might not score two touchdowns all year.

  2. LRM 08/28/2008 at 9:18 PM #

    Or get two more first downs…

  3. redfred2 08/28/2008 at 9:21 PM #

    Nice push ups, CTC would like that.

  4. tvp1 08/28/2008 at 9:22 PM #

    LOL. Good thing that USC safety if a f***ing moron.

  5. CStanley 08/28/2008 at 9:22 PM #

    Well, I guess I can make some observations:

    O-line sucks.
    Evans still sucks.
    Wilson looked decent and was starting to get us into rhythm…then promptly gets hurt.
    D is tough – Nate Irving is a beast.

    We can’t catch a break with regards to injuries. Damnedest thing I’ve ever seen.

    Gonna be a long year again.

  6. sf59 08/28/2008 at 9:23 PM #

    ill take it… long play of the night

  7. McPete 08/28/2008 at 9:23 PM #

    the greatest play this half. bailed out by an unsportsmanlike. we truly suck on offense. i hope wilson is ok, for all parties involved.

  8. GAWolf 08/28/2008 at 9:24 PM #

    The sideline ref thought we were going to complete a pass and fell over.

    My liver thanks this team for being so bad. Not only did I give up my tickets which means many less Saturdays drinking beer from sun up to sun down, but the celebratory drinks on the couch are going to be few and far between. Drowning sorrows could kill a man I reckon.

  9. GAWolf 08/28/2008 at 9:27 PM #

    Redfred… I thought that exact same thing… CTC would like that. How can they say that’s nothing but look-at-me nonsense?

  10. packville 08/28/2008 at 9:27 PM #

    son of a bitch

  11. redfred2 08/28/2008 at 9:27 PM #

    In my opinion both new NC State coaches were handed lopsided paper bags, with a big steaming turd about to bust through right when they picked it up.

    Wow, a bad snap.

  12. tvp1 08/28/2008 at 9:28 PM #

    This is really pretty funny. We are down 13, in the shotgun, and they are putting 8 in the box…and we are still running…and actually running well. Funny on several levals.

    Oh, Jesus.

  13. Heartdoc 08/28/2008 at 9:28 PM #

    Evans may be the worst QB in NCSU history. I am talking Toll Avery….

  14. GAWolf 08/28/2008 at 9:29 PM #

    Can we give up? Is that allowed? 3rd and one and we run shotgun with a guy who can’t snap. WTF? I blame the staff for that bullshit. Why put the kid in a position he can’t handle? AB can run for a yard… assuming it’s not a frickin’ draw after 78 straight incomplete passes.

  15. redfred2 08/28/2008 at 9:32 PM #

    a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap a bad snap

    Just practicing

  16. Astral Rain 08/28/2008 at 9:32 PM #

    I gotta say this, the new State Unis look about as awful as the guys in them do right now on the offensive side of the ball.

  17. CStanley 08/28/2008 at 9:32 PM #

    God dammit. I was a 180 lb. center in high school but I could snap the ball in shotgun to the QB and NEVER had as many fucks up as this guy.

  18. McPete 08/28/2008 at 9:32 PM #

    south carolina has players named succup and smelley. so at least we don’t have that.

  19. buttPACKer 08/28/2008 at 9:32 PM #

    great metaphor, Redfred.

  20. CStanley 08/28/2008 at 9:37 PM #

    Meanwhile, Wake is up by 4 touchdowns in Waco.

    Damn, how things have turned around these days. Depressing really.

  21. basspacker812 08/28/2008 at 9:39 PM #

    1-11 this year is a possiblity. All the injuries and the curse can’t even take advantage of Dook on the schedule.

  22. redfred2 08/28/2008 at 9:39 PM #

    “but could someone please explain how the “center” came to be?”

    Well, back in the early days, the main back, nowdays known as the “quarter” back, used to pick the ball up all by himself, then they invented the middle linebacker, and all of that quickly changed.

  23. McPete 08/28/2008 at 9:39 PM #

    and now the defense is tired and can’t get pressure. it’s ovah

  24. Heartdoc 08/28/2008 at 9:40 PM #

    Maybe only Mary will show up next week. If william stays home, we got a chance.

  25. packer74 08/28/2008 at 9:40 PM #

    Until this program gets a real DI QB on the field, the offense has no chance to be successful. Evans just doesn’t have it. Hopefully Wilson will be ok soon. Defense did well for 3 qtrs but the rout is on.

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