Major Tom vs. Visor Boy – Live Blogging (Final Score – 34-0)

A great rivalry is renewed tonight, for all the nation to see in glorious high definition. That said, you are about to witness a major challenge – Tom O’Brien is bringing a knife to a gunfight (thank God he’s a Marine). But we’ll be watching and hoping anyway. Set your baseline appropriately – as long as we get everyone back to Raleigh alive and in one piece, that’s a positive after the week we’ve had.

Depressing fact for the day – South Carolina placed more players on The Sporting News’ pre-season all-SEC first team (4). That’s four more than NC State before everybody got hurt.

My personal prediction is South Carolina 31, NC State 7. And I believe that’s fairly optimistic. See you at 8:00 sharp!

8:17 – offensive offense so far. D looks good, though.

8:36 – Spurrier’s ego and the Pack’s defense keep the game scoreless. There’s no rational reason for SC to pass.

8:40 – If Wilson is playing QB, that would have been a State touchdown. Damn it.

8:48 – Our defense spending way too much time on the field. On the plus side, we just ripped a guy’s helmet off with a hit. Nice.

8:53 – Beecher may be the worst QB I’ve ever seen. Wilson back under center, thank God.

8:56 – Don’t get hurt, Andre.

8:58 – Oh God, Underwood misses handoff and Wilson gets crushed. He’s not moving.

9:01 – I think this is the end of the liveblog. I can’t believe this is happening. Everyone pray with all your heart and soul. Our living room is in tears.

Halftime – South Carolina 3, NC State 0. I’ll update when someone scores, in case anyone is relying on updates.

9 yard TD drive after gruesome Evans pick. 10-0 USC.

I’m going to shift to tape delay now. My apologies, but my heart’s just not in it.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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259 Responses to Major Tom vs. Visor Boy – Live Blogging (Final Score – 34-0)

  1. sf59 08/28/2008 at 9:01 PM #

    evans>beecher

    scary

  2. LRM 08/28/2008 at 9:02 PM #

    it’s a contest between QBs to see who sucks the most.

    if beecher wins, he should quit football forever.

  3. Jamie 08/28/2008 at 9:02 PM #

    The GD ineptitude of this motherf**king offense makes me sick. Its a f**king miracle we have any yards. Asinine.Thank heavens that Beecher sucks and our defense showed up.

  4. tvp1 08/28/2008 at 9:02 PM #

    QBs that suck worse than Beecher…

    er…

    Kirby Freeman, yes. And…

    that’s it.

  5. redfred2 08/28/2008 at 9:02 PM #

    Personal foul, block in the back, helmet to the head, whatever it takes.

  6. CStanley 08/28/2008 at 9:02 PM #

    Beecher MAY be worse than Evans. I stress may.

    Continue to pray that Russell is ok.

  7. McPete 08/28/2008 at 9:03 PM #

    i stand corrected. nice play from the db

  8. GAWolf 08/28/2008 at 9:03 PM #

    When Andre goes North/South he picks up yards. When he tries to get around the corner they string him out.

  9. redfred2 08/28/2008 at 9:03 PM #

    GOOD NEWS ON RW!!!

  10. sf59 08/28/2008 at 9:04 PM #

    evans is horrid

  11. CStanley 08/28/2008 at 9:05 PM #

    “I still can’t figure out how in the hell two higly-touted kids like Burke (yes I know he’s gone) and Beck couldn’t beat Evans out of a job. Those guys most be just terrible.”

    And life being what it is for NC State, the one guy who could gets hurt. Ain’t life fair?

  12. packville 08/28/2008 at 9:06 PM #

    Evans is pooooop

  13. sf59 08/28/2008 at 9:06 PM #

    have we run more than 2 plays in the 2nd half?

  14. McPete 08/28/2008 at 9:08 PM #

    DE i’m sure is a great young man, moral, ethical, helps little old ladies cross the street,etc. but he is truly a terrible f*cking quarterback.

  15. sf59 08/28/2008 at 9:08 PM #

    DAMMMMMMMM NATE

  16. LRM 08/28/2008 at 9:09 PM #

    chris fowler just called evans a hero.

    have they updated the meaning of that lately or something?

  17. GAWolf 08/28/2008 at 9:09 PM #

    I mean… who can’t throw a skinny post to a possible all-american tight end? I can make that throw. Seriously. It’s five to ten yards and you have to read one linebacker.

    LRM made me chuckle with the “quit football forever”.

  18. LRM 08/28/2008 at 9:11 PM #

    sf59 –

    calling evans horrid is a disservice to QBs that are actually just horrid.

  19. redfred2 08/28/2008 at 9:12 PM #

    Come on D, just hold em here, there are four downs of rest waiting for you if you do.

  20. tvp1 08/28/2008 at 9:13 PM #

    Oh Jesus now DeAndre is down. CURSED.

  21. GAWolf 08/28/2008 at 9:13 PM #

    Jebus. Morgan goes lame trotting after a guy who wasn’t even involved in the play.

  22. Jamie 08/28/2008 at 9:13 PM #

    How many quarters are we at now with no points? 8? 10? + know that Maryland shut us out. Waht about the game before that?

  23. CStanley 08/28/2008 at 9:13 PM #

    Morgan hurt.

    Fuck me running.

  24. tvp1 08/28/2008 at 9:15 PM #

    Why USC is throwing any passes at this point is completely beyond me.

  25. basspacker812 08/28/2008 at 9:16 PM #

    Why are we wearing white, doesn’t the home team usually wear white?

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