WRAL: 3 UNC Football Players Assaulted (Updated)

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Hillsborough — Three UNC football players were the victims in a kidnapping, robbery and sexual assault incident that occurred over the weekend, a source tells WRAL.

Sunday Morning Quarterback has weighed in on the topic.

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44 Responses to WRAL: 3 UNC Football Players Assaulted (Updated)

  1. RAWFS 12/21/2007 at 8:09 AM #

    Pride goes before the fall.

    Just sayin’.

  2. RAWFS 12/21/2007 at 8:12 AM #

    Also, this story is on fark.com now.

  3. Sam92 12/21/2007 at 8:34 AM #

    maybe they should get the saudi arabia treatment — 200 lashes for bringing those hags back to their apartment in the first place

    highstick, your pimp story actually sounds plausible – but could those fugly women really have been working girls?

  4. bradleyb123 12/21/2007 at 8:53 AM #

    I’m sorry, but these guys play football for a nationally-renowned school like Carolina….. and they can’t do any better than these two hoes???

  5. Pack92 12/21/2007 at 9:03 AM #

    What really happened was the GUY thought he was taking home 3 ladies but found out differently when they took their dresses off! He was so pissed he brought in the muscle to take care of things!

    This tops Washburn’s word play by so much it’s not even funny. ‘Ol Butch -slap MUST be thinking “I stayed in the hole for this”?

  6. oldflyingfarmer 12/21/2007 at 9:47 AM #

    Being as we are talking about Chapel Hill, they probably thought they were bringing home 3 men and found out 2 of them were women and got mad.

  7. packof81 12/21/2007 at 10:21 AM #

    “…”When the victim left the bedroom, there was a naked black male in the hallway who had a knife.”…”

    Uhhhh, knife fighting is messy business but if confronted at home by some nutcase who is nekid as a jatbird but wielding a knife, I’d be inclined to take my chances. Are we talkin’ about a swiss army knife, a nice Kershaw tactical or perhaps a K-Bar? His nudity is a disadvantage for him because it exposes things he will not wish to part with.

  8. Texpack 12/21/2007 at 10:22 AM #

    I don’t think we will get the full story on this until the April 1 issue of The Daily Tar Heal. I would kill to be able to write that article. Can’t you just picture the guest appearances on Oprah and Dr. Phil to talk about how misunderstood male victims are? With a coach named Butch what do you expect?

  9. MattN 12/21/2007 at 10:35 AM #

    Think they were “roughing the passer”, or “giving him the business”?

  10. BoKnowsNCS71 12/21/2007 at 10:51 AM #

    The skanks get prettier at clsoing time.

  11. ShootingGuard 12/21/2007 at 1:26 PM #

    ^
    Yeah, I’m with the poster who said this was a “pay to do the wild thing” incident that went bad and “Guido the killer pimp” tried to “rectumfy” the situation. It doesn’t add up otherwise, especially when you see the mugs on those women…

    Speaking of mugs, WVU is nuts if they go after Terry Bowden before asking and getting a “no thanks” from Jim Grobe. If Grobe turns it down, fine, but, otherwise, how good would a Grobe coached team be with the talent Rich Rod left behind to roll through the Big Least Conference…

  12. gopack968 12/21/2007 at 3:33 PM #

    The “Guido the killer pimp” scenario is the only one that makes sense with the information available…

    Unless they thought they had three ugly girls and it turned into two ugle girls and an angry naked guy with a knife.

  13. highstick 12/21/2007 at 3:51 PM #

    I forwarded this to about 7 UNC friends of mine last night and guess what? No response! Guess they are consulting with the DTH on what will be the “party line”!

    Think we need to rename Butch “Dances with Hoes”????? This really gives a new meaning to “Brokeback Hill”!!!!!

  14. RabidWolf 12/21/2007 at 3:52 PM #

    Didn’t one of the suspects have a Greenville address? Butch slap better get those guys to the free clinic for some fast acting penicillin before they ask the dreaded question made famous by Frank Zappa….”Tell me, why does it burn when I pee?”.

    and in closing…..BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  15. bradleyb123 12/21/2007 at 3:57 PM #

    RabidWolf, are you the same RabidWolf from the WRAL blogs?

  16. highstick 12/21/2007 at 5:09 PM #

    I couldn’t resist going over to InsideCarolina to see what’s being said in the Tarpit. Someone suggested they were Duke Cheerleaders!! LOL!

  17. Primewolf 12/21/2007 at 9:50 PM #

    Well said, this is a Mike Nyfong case. You know, the UNC law grad. He defends the pimp and his girls.

    On the other side of the Bar, Governor Easley,another uncompromising UNC man. Don’t know if he graduated, though.

  18. BoKnowsNCS71 12/23/2007 at 7:43 PM #

    “angry naked guy with a knife” == probably much better than an amorous naked guy with a vibrator.

    I don’t know which was more criminal — what the girls did or what the guys did in picking them up.

  19. gcpack 12/24/2007 at 10:11 AM #

    I wonder if one of the players is a center and one of the women “played” quarterback under center.

    By the way Primewolf I think Easley had to go to NC Central for his law degree.

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