Bravely bold Lee Fowler
Rode forth from NC State!
“I’ll find a top coach!” he cried.
Oh brave Lee Fowler!
He was not at all afraid
To be spurned in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Lee Fowler!
He’d allowed our program,
To be mashed into a pulp.
Fans that had their eyes gouged out,
And their spirits broken.
To have his fanbase split
And its egos burned away,
And the team all hacked and mangled…
Brave Lee Fowler!
Our heads smashed in
And our hearts cut out
And our history removed
And our bowels unplugged
And our nostrils raped
And our program blown off
And our…
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Big Donor: “We’re Screwed“
Bravely ran Lee Fowler!
Lee Fowler ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
Oh brave Lee Fowler!
Rejection reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
“Coach at State? Why, not at all, sir!”
Yes, brave Sir Fowler turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
****Bravely**** taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Lee Fowler!
